It has come to my attention that there are some changes in my approach towards women, that need to be made. I, as anyone would tell you, am nothing but a big teddy bear. And as it would seem, an all around nice guy. But wouldn't ya know, it turns out that women, despite their constant reassurance, don't want a nice guy. There's the rub. Women as a whole, seem to say one thing and want something completely different. I know what you're thinking, "Women?!?....Say one thing and mean another?!?....surly you jest". What they actually want usually includes at least two of the following: 1)Money 2)The charm of Robert Redford and 3)Money. But alas... although I forwarded the chain letter I was e-mailed, to everyone I know, I have yet to see a dime for it. So until my ship comes in, I'll have to rely on pure charm. But since my charm-O-meter is reading in the negatives, it's back to the drawing board. Well, I'm out like Anna Nicole in a spelling bee. This place is dead anyways.
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Updated: Tuesday, 22 July 2003 9:43 AM CDT
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Updated: Tuesday, 22 July 2003 9:43 AM CDT
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