"Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids,
we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music."
- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc (unverified)
Not all those who wander are lost.
J. R. R. Tolkien, Author
"Still round the corner there may wait, a new road or a secret gate."
J. R. R. Tolkien, Author
The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously.
Hubert H. Humphrey, Vice President to Lyndon Baines Johnson.
Dogs believe they are humans, cats believe they are God.
Sidonie-Gabrielle Colette, 1873-1954, French author.
I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue.
Richard M. Nixon, 37th President of the U.S.
Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
Helen Hayes, Oscar winning actress with strong theatre origins.
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
Robert Heinlein, 1907-1988, a cult sci-fi writer
Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.
Herman Melville, Author of Moby-Dick
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin, One of the infamous "Rat Pack."
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
Robert Frost, American poet, 1874-1963
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers, Cowboy, actor, humorist, author, 1879-1935.
There is something sexy about a computer nerd.
Sandra Bullock, Actress
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is, we'll find it.
Sam Levenson, 1911-1980, Humorist, Author
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.
Dan Rather, CBS News anchor
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?
Charles De Gaulle, 1890-1970, French President.
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Tom Clancy, Writer of "Hunt For Red October"
"Hope is the denial of reality.
It is the carrot dangled before the draft horse to keep him plodding
along in a vain attempt to reach it."
Margaret Weis, Dragons of Winter Night
Honesty is for the most part less profitable than
"They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel."
Carl W. Buechner
To be forgotten is worse than death.
Freya, Final Fantasy IX
I wish I had a sense of humor, but I can never think of the right thing to say
until everybody's gone home.
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn.
It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel."
Homer J. Simpson