THIS IS WHAT WE DO NOW!
(at least we try!)

SO WHO IS LERCH ANY WAY ?
Well I am actually! STUPID QUESTION. I'm me alway's 'ave bin. I used to be in a band yer know!!Now I'm not, well what is it they say....TOO OLD TO ROCK 'N' ROLL....RUBBISH THAT IS!!!! I'm still rockin' (and no I don't mean in a chair either) ...............is that EYEther or EEEther ?................ WHO CARES EH ? Do you ? No me neither, is that nEYEther or... .............NUFF SAID!!!!!!!!

SO WHAT IS YOUR "RELATIONSHIP" WITH FELIX ?
'Scuse me? I'll have you know we are NOT that way inclined!! He's just a friend OK?!...GOT THAT!?!