On the 24th of June in 2004, a date that is known acrossed the world as Step 1 to Armegedon. The Olsen Twin's made the unbelievable, ungodly announcement that they would not pose nude for Playboy or anywhere else. Riots broke out acrossed the world, thousands were killed, hundreds severely wounded. The suicide level reached an all time high. After all, most everybody who was a fan of Full House knew what the future had, or should have had, in store for the Olsen Twins. As they aged, it became more and more of a demand by the American people to see these girls de-clothed. But when the Olsen Twins let their true fans down, it was most likely the most disappointing thing in America of all time. Some rumors even occur that the war in Iraq was generated over the Olsen Twins. It is said the American's are fighting to get the Olsen Twins to pose, but the Iraqi's are strongly against anybody under 300 pounds to pose nude. Whether this is true or not, it is clear that the world is coming to an end ever since the Olsens have made this sinful announcement. The most popular rumor is one that claims Mary-Kate and Ashley to be the devil, seperated into 2 different bodies to destroy earth. If this were to be the case, all we can say is "so far, so good." Their is actually strong evidence in this rumor, as their have even been pictures taken by undercover paparazis showing the Olsen Twins true colors. This can all be seen on the Evidence section of the site.
We will continue to post more on the theory of this story as we get the news.