The Penguin Conspiracy
Penguins, small, flightless birds that everyone seems to love watching at the Zoo, but behind these cute faces and formal attire, lies a hidden evil. They plan on world domination from their base in the North Pole. I know what you're saying, penguins live in the South Pole you fool, but you're wrong. That's exactly what they want you to think. You're being misled by their androids. The penguin army has technology that we could only dream of. They have life-like androids that they use to infiltrate human government and gain political advantage over the human race, which they consider inferior to their penguin genius. The penguins monitor everything. Their androids hold high offices throughout the world, and are waiting for the right time to rise up, and enslave the human race. The penguins have scientifically engineered corn, which they distribute through a popular company, to listen to our every conversation. Every word you say is being recorded, and filed into their huge database. We, as humans, cannot let this threat go un-noticed until their strike! We must prepare for the penguin revolution! The greatest thing the penguins ever accomplished, was the beliefe that they pose no threat. Do not be lead astray by their lies! Avoid corn at all costs, and never, ever talk to a person who waddles! They are a penguin in disguise! There will be more on this conspiracy, as it develops.
