Disclaimer/Legalese: The people are real, but the stories, screennames, actions, and other parts of the story are complete and utter fiction. The format was lifted straight from The Dugout without permission but with the utmost of respect. Images were cropped from galleries at Stormfans.org, and therefore were taken by someone named Scott, either Larsen or Engelhardt.

**Online Host: You have entered A Dark Garage chatroom.**

**Online Host: YoMomma enters the chatroom.**

Yo Griffith     YoMomma: never telling anyone ever again about the repo job ever ever ever ever. the last time, the last goddamn time i do this for anyone.

Yo Griffith     YoMomma: aiite, there's the car, let's get this show on the road

Yo Griffith     YoMomma: what? /reads sticker

**Online Host: This car is protected by LoJack.**

Yo Griffith     YoMomma: woman's gotta put food on the table. tangie's just gonna owe me more. /jimmies car lock

**Online Host: LoJack has entered the chatroom.**

Lauren Jackson     LoJack: 'scuse me, what are you doing?

Yo Griffith     YoMomma: aw hell naw.

Lauren Jackson     LoJack: Read the sticker

**Online Host: This car is protected by LoJack.**

Yo Griffith     YoMomma: i got a job to do, blondie, aiite? step off and no one gets hurt.

Lauren Jackson     LoJack: Not bloody likely

Yo Griffith     YoMomma: bring it.

**Online Host: LoJack wants to directly connect.**

**Online Host: LoJack is now directly connected.**

Lauren Jackson     LoJack: /

Yo Griffith     YoMomma: girl that ain't nothin.

**Online Host: YoMomma wants to directly connect.**

**Online Host: Yo Momma is now directly connected.**

Yo Griffith     YoMomma: /

**Online Host: LoJack has been booted from the chatroom.**

Yo Griffith     YoMomma: owned.

Yo Griffith     YoMomma: /hot-wires car

**Online Host: YoMomma has left the chatroom in hot-wired car.**

**Online Host: You have entered A Daylit Garage chatroom.**

Sheri Sam     SheriWithTheFringeOnTop: hey where my wheels

 

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