PLACE: SONYA'S APARTMENT
TIME: 2:13 AM
ATMOSPHERE: LIGHTS ARE ON, TV IS LOUD
** Johnny is siting in a fetal position on the couch with a bag of ice between his legs. Sonya is coming out of the bathroom to see Johnny siting there.
Sonya: (smiling) If you need it that bad I'll give Jade a call, you know she's always willing to offer her services.
Johnny: (with a sad and somewhat angry look) Why do you hate me?
Sonya: (sits on the couch with her legs under her and her arms around Johnny's shoulders) AWWWW. Poor baby no one to love him. (leans over to kiss him)
Johnny: (turning his head away) Ohh! It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt!
Sonya: (trying not to laugh) I don't see any injuries.
Johnny: (turns to look at her) WADAYA THINK THE ICE IS FOR?
Sonya: (trying her hardest to keep a straight face) Ohh. How inconsiderate of me. (More serious but still with a smile) Maybe when I get back I can play doctor and have you working like new again.
Johnny: (angry voice) HA HA HA. Very funny. You're just a tease Haven't you ever heard (angrier) DON'T SHAKE THE CAGE!
Sonya: (under her breath) Stupid ass movie taglines. (to Johnny) Yep.
Johnny: (trying to make a point) Good!
Sonya: (extremely pissed) FINE. (lets go of Johnny and heads for the door) In that case you must have heard this one once or twice KEEP YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM THE BLADE!
Johnny: (jumps up with a panic as Sonya slams the door behind her) JUST KIDIN BABE!
* JOHNNY PLOPS BACK DOWN ON THE COUCH WITH A SIGH
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