...Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

...Woman who use clippers on cat, now have hairless pussy.

...Man who fight wife all day, get no piece at night.

...Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

...Man who jizz in register, is soon coming into money.

...Learn to masturbate, will come in handy.

...She who play with man's tool, sure to get drilled.

...Man who buy 20hh donkey, have one huge ass.

...Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.

...Better to be pissed off, than pissed on.

...Couple on seven day honeymoon, make hole weak.

...Man who leap off cliff is jumping to conclusion.

....Man who wears tight pants is pressing his luck.

....He who annoys skunk, sure to come off as stinky character.

...Man who run behind car get exhausted.

...Woman who glide down banister naked sure to be a slippery character.

...It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

...Woman who sit on ass might get bucked off.

...Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp dick.

...Man who jack off into peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.

...Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.

...Woman who douche with vinegar bound to have sour puss.

...Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, smart man simply spread limbs.

...Girl who marries man named Richard, will be kissing a lot of Dick.

...He who refuses to listen is lying.

...Man who handle melons in market, sure to have banana in pocket.

...Man who fishes in other mans well often catches crabs.

...He who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts.

...Man who sucks nipples, makes clean breast of things.

....Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

...Boy who snatch kisses when young, kisses snatches when older.

...Man who plays with self, always pulling boner.

...Virgin is like balloon; one prick...all gone.

...He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.

...Man who makes bearings has balls of steel.

...Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.

...Man who have woman on ground have piece on earth.

...Woman who fly upside down have hairy crackup.

...Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.

...Man born in backseat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.

...It take square ass to shit a brick.

...Man who poke another man is sure to be a shitty fuck.

...Woman with no bra in winter always sure to make a point.

...He who sniffs Coke, drowns.

...Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

...Man who buy drowned cat, in for some wet pussy.

...War not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

...To make egg roll, push it.

...Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

...He who fart in church sit in own pew.

...He who fucks dynamite gets big bang out of it.

...She who rides bike peddles ass all over town.

...Man who pick nose - head cave in.

...Fly which rests on toilet seat gets pissed off.

...Man who eats photograph of his sire is soon spitting image of father.

...Man who sink into woman's arms will soon find arms in woman's sink.

...Man who lick wrong orifice get shit-faced.

...Man with athletic finger make broad jump.

...Man who run in front of car get tired.

...Boy and girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent.

...Never trust men with short legs, brains too near the bottom.

...All men eat, but Fu Man chu.

...Man who run behind car get exhausted.

...Passionate kiss like spiders web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

...Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

...Secretary not part of furniture until screwed on desk.

...Man who put cream in tart, not really a baker.

...Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

...He who let woman on top is fucking up.

...Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat-house.

...Man with hand in pocket feel cocky.

...Man who let woman tie him up, bound for trouble.

...Donkey who doesn't understand is real dumb ass.