Bada Bing, Bada Boom

James Kennedy is regarded by some as Northern Ireland's Greatest up and Coming Literary Talent. Although still young he decided it was time to publish his memoirs over the internet. These can be found under James's Life Story. As well as this he has published other transcripts of his experiences which can also be found on this site. Please bear in mind that all writing on this page and any affiliated pages are copyright of James Kennedy 2000. We hope you enjoy the stories on this page.

To ensure that these stories are available to as many people as possible, we have started to branch out. Therefore one of the more popular stories, "Encounters of the Big Ron kind- Part One" is available in French! Sacre Bleu!

Here are some quotes from satisfied customers:

"Spellbinding" Ryan Kelly, Belfast

"He truely is the King of men" Mr. J. Christ, Heaven

"Sacrilicious" God, Everywhere

"After a hard day of persecuting ethnic minorities, there's nothing I like better than to snuggle up in front of my computer screen with one of Mr. Kennedy's stories." The Pope, The Vatican

"The most blasphemous man I know" Ryan Kelly, Belfast

"Makes Enid Blyton look like Richard Branson"Daryl Sweet, Belfast

And this season, please please remember these wise words:

"A lame cat is better than a swift horse, when mice are in the castle"

James's Life Story Part One
James's Life Story Part Two
Encounters of the Big Ron kind Part One
L'Encounters de Kind de Grande Ron