You're not in a car, so get off the road (09/24/04)
America is going to sink (08/27/04)
That's right, jock boy... flip my burgers (08/17/04)
Take a bath, hippie (08/16/04)
America isn't as great as you think (8/14/04)
Take your AIM and shove it (8/13/04)
Wearing Pink Does Not Make You Cool (8/12/04)
Kurt Cobain is a no-talent suck ass (8/12/04)
Anarchy is for uneducated assholes (8/12/04)
My choice for comedy of the year (08/11/04)
Are you too lazy to go get a job? No worries... the government has a plan for you! (08/10/04)
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