Först och främst har det uteblivna texthäftet lett till att det råder delade uppfattningar om huruvida Morrissey sjunger "jar" eller "joy". Glamorous glue är inte mycket bättre än första spåret, om än intressantare textmässigt. Morrissey går till attack mot sin egen fosterlandskärlek ("I´m too much in love"), och verkar allmänt otroligt bitter.
First day with the jar you find
Everyone lies
First day with the jar you find
Everyone lies, nobody minds, everyone lies
Where is the man you respect, and where is the woman you love?
Where´s the woman you LOVE?
Third week with the jar you find
Everything dies
"We won´t vote Conservative, because we never have"
Everyone lies, everyone lies
Where is the man you respect, and where is the woman you love?
Where´s the woman you LOVE?
Everything of worth, on earth, is there to share
I used to dream and I used to vow
I wouldn´t dream of it now
We look to Los Angeles for the language we use
London is dead, London is dead, London is dead, London is dead, London is dead, London is dead...
I´m too much in love
I´m too much in love
I know, I´ll go, empty hand, from the land