I don't know what the hell this is but it must be evil - just look at it!
A crocodile is a more obviously evil animal but is still underestimated. Look at that fool actually feeding one! Kill it! Kill it!
These animals are evil, like dingoes and, just like dingoes some FOOLS decide to keep them as pets or whatever. KILL IT!
What ranks crocodiles above many other evil animals is its ability to feign tears. Just like girls, another of this planet's evil species. Perhaps the ability to cry like a girl is what fools people into sympathising with them and keeping these animals in zoos. These girly animals should be beaten up by bigger, tougher animals in the locker room because they're such wusses. Unfortunately, although they're wusses, they have sharp teeth, otherwise I'd beat their faces in.
Here we have two evil creatures together, going head to head. Yes the Koala is facing off with a girl. These two species are similar to each other in the manner in which both pretend to be cute before revealing their true selves. A girl will go immediately for your wallet but a koala will immediately go for your face! But wait, the koala has no wallet - what's that young fool doing?! Her attack is useless - the koala is bound to win! Ha! That'll teach ya little girl!
But remember neither of these species is to be underestimated. If the koala strikes first the little girls "crying" defense mechanism may stimulate an aggresive response from a "man", not only defending herself from the koala but luring the man into a false sense of security, just as above with the crocodile, before her attack on his wallet, making him "poor". An unwary man will not last long inbetween these two fierce creatures!
These wicked animals only exist on the continent of Australia. This is because Australians are the only people dumb enough not to have already wiped out this animal centuries ago! Look at it - it's evil! Once again a cute rodent-like appearance lures people into a false sense of security, until it strikes! Its twitching nose can smell fear and its pouch hides a devastating array of weaponary cunningly disguised as baby kangoroos. Watch out!
Water dwelling mammals with a beak that lay eggs. The duck-billed platypus is truly the Frakenstein's monster (yes, monster, Frankenstein was the guy who created it - didn't you know that? Are you stupid! I hate you!) of the animal kingdom. This hideous shape is to hide the demon that lurks underneath and will eat your balls without a second's notice.
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