Now, the question many initiates of the First Circle may be asking is, "Is this all I have to do for the Cult?" Well, no. You don't have to do anything, we just ask that you eat a large amount of barbeque to help bring in the Apocalypse.
That's right kids! Eating barbeque can speed up the Apocalypse! If you want to know why you would do this, check out this link!
If you already know how it works, or are just interested in the idea without the complicated metaphysics, just keep reading and you can ascend to tier two of our Cult. Keep in mind, however, this is somewhat like Fight Club. Whatever your rank in the Cult may be, we don't expect you to garner any respect or power, from this. Only the unending wrath of Yahweh.
Back to the main point for Tenet 2: Eating pork! Many wonder why this is seperate from Tenet 1 . It is seperate because of the nature of pork. It is widely known that those of the Judaic faith have heavy restrictions on pork consumption (not to poke fun, but that's how it be folks). This is because Yahweh has tasted the forbidden fruit (or meat, if you prefer) and jealously guards it's secrets. Some may think that this doesn't make sense -- if Yahweh allowed those of the older faith to partake of pork they would, no doubt, share it in sacrifice, right? I mean, they shared the lambs, and we all know how good gyros are.
Well, few things compare with the smell of cooking pork. Think how often as kids we woke up early Saturday morning to the smell of bacon. Think of every time you smell hot dogs cooking in 7-11 (if you don't look at them, they're pretty appetizing). Now add the sweet, tantalizing flavor of bbq to this. Who would want to share? Einstein once said "[Yahweh] does not play dice", and it is no more apparent than right here. Yahweh was not willing to gamble the idea that everyone else would be enjoying pork and he would be left out, so he decreed that none could partake of its splendor.
For the reasons above we eat barbeque pork whenever we get the chance. Both to spite ( Tenet 3 ) and to enjoy its flavor.
