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Why exactly am I doing this again?
Congratulations! Assuming you have been eating a steady diet of barbeque, with plenty of pork therein, you are ready to advance to Rank Three of the !
What is Rank 3? Spiting Yahweh of course!
Why do you want to spite Yahweh? Go back to Tenet 1 for a refresher. Also, we have just added a handy brochure with all sorts of zany reasons why the creator of the universe shouldn't get any respect.
For those who kept up on their Cult studies, spiting is important for several reasons. First and foremost, it will jumpstart the Apocalypse, which is good. (see Bringing about the Apocalypse -- Good?)
Tenet 3 has far fewer requirements and steps because it requires constant thought, and has many dangers associated with it. Also, Tenet 4 should be viewed soon after starting the path of Spite, just a heads-up.
How can I spite Yahweh? Laugh whilst you eat barbeque, knowing in full that you are doing something Yahweh can't. It's that simple. Also, it wouldn't hurt to send in some pictures of you spiting Yahweh to help show your appreciation of pork.
