My Adopted
Daughter
This is Tina, the Troubled Teenager.
She's fourteen
years old. I found her on
the streets while I was in New York, and
she was so
gosh-darn cute I had to bring her home.
I'm trying
to provide for her a stable family
environment.
However, she just won't drop her old bad
habits:
skipping geography to smoke, cussing,
and listening
to the Cure. If anyone has any
suggestions on
raising her, please e-
mail me.
Remember, it takes a village!
Go
Hooooooooome!
