OK, so I came to the startling realization that my
page sucks, as do most
things in this world. With so many sucky, crappy,
shitty, goddamn awful
things in life, what are we to do? Well, since
nothing is ever going to
turn out right for you (as well as my page is never
going to get traffic),
you might as well have someone to break it to you
plain and simple. That's
why I'm here--the Pessimistic Sage. You ask me
advice on your petty little
dilemmas, and I'll give you honest, straight-forward
answers. I'll show you
the light. And you can thank me forever for giving
you such honst, bullshitless advice. Cuz with so
much bullshit in this
world, isn't it nice to have
a fecal-free moment?
Here's how this is going to work. You e-mail me a
problem (nothing serious,
please) at
psychonymph@hotmail.com, and I'll post it here,
as well as a response. Now don't expect any quick
answers. I have my own
failure of a life and I don't always have internet
access. So if you can't
hold it, go somewhere else, or ask a senile old
person. They always have
something painfully truthful to say.
Read everybody's pathetic problems
Go
Hooooooooome!
