Scene III - Not Quite Judgment Day
4: Hmm... Iíve already read all of these magazines.
5: So have I. So, howíd you die?
4: I forgot to pay the mob back.
5: You forgot?
4: Well, I had the money, I just didnít think of it.
5: That strikes me as unbelievably stupid.
4: Yeah, and it wasnít the first time either. They already broke all of my
fingers, put a horse head in my bed and tried to blow up my car, but I still
kept forgetting. I suppose Iím one of those people who just never learns.
5: Iíll say.
4: So, howíd you die?
5: Well, Iíd been out drinking and our designated driver ended up ditching
us for somebody named Mindy...
4: Women can make a man forget. Like paying the mob back.
5: I never said it was a woman. Anyway, I was pretty loaded, but I decided
to drive home nonetheless. I figured, hey, whatís the worst thing that could
4: I donít know.
5: Anyhow, I ended up running over some sap and then in my haste to get away
driving off of a bridge and perishing in a massive explosion.
1: Actually I do mind a little wait, and... where am I?
1: It looks like a dentistís office waiting room.
5: And this surprises you?
1: Actually, not particularly.
4: So, howíd you die, mister?
1: Oh, some loser ran over me with his car. Howíd you guys sign out?
4: Forgot to pay the mob back.
4: For the seventh time this year. I guess Iím one of those people who never
1: Iíll say. How about you.
5: Me? Howíd I die?
5: Um... heart attack.
4: But I thought you said...
4: Is that Latin?
5: Kind of. Donít worry about it.
1: So how long do we have to wait?
5: I donít know. Until the day the seas boil with blood or something, I
1: Oh my.
4: Or longer.
1: Did you fellows take a number?
5: Yup. I got 2,596.
1: How far have they gotten?
5: Theyíre still calling for number twelve.
1: These numbers are all in random order!
1: And hereís number twelve right here.
5: Really? Could you grab us numbers thirteen and fourteen?
4: Number thirteen?!
1: Here it is!
4: But I canít take number thirteen! Itís unlucky!
5: Well, then, Iíll take thirteen and you can have fourteen.
4: But then Iíll have to go last. I donít see why I should have to go last!
1: Oh, wait, that was thirty-one I found.
5: Well, you can have thirteen if you want.
4: I certainly donít!
1: There doesnít appear to be a thirteen at all.
5: Then you shall have to take fourteen!
4: Who says you get to go first?
5: You. Besides, you werenít complaining when you were going last before.
1: I suppose it must be like the floors on an elevator. Most dreadfully
silly if you ask me.
4: Well, before it was going to be forever before I got in anyway!
1: Uh, here, guys. I couldnít find thirteen, but hereís fourteen and
4: No thirteen?
5: Iíll take fourteen.
1: Okey dokey. And here you go.
4: Fifteen?! I donít want to go last!
5: Somebody has to go last.
4: Well, I donít see why it has to be me!
5: I do. Itís because I have the ticket.