-
- (the older ones)
(to
people from mainland) People in Hawaii do NOT live in
little grass shacks.
(to
people from mainland) People in Hawaii DO have
electricity.
(driving
stuff) Signs and markings requiring that you must obey
the indicated instruction are called Regulatory signs. 
I'm a
rippah.
The
internet chatting language; j/p is "just
playing" NOT just poking. (clear things out
for people who have brains like mine)
Washing
your face with tooth paste helps prevent/kill pimples.
(its the truth. i swear to god its true!! i read it in a
magazine) 
Adding
the number one, and another one, comes out to two. - Research
says that gay erect penises are bigger. (submitted by
leslie) click here for more info.
- La
Pietra Sucks!
- Wes
thinks a lot.
-
September 26, 2000 -- 98 degrees 3rd (4th including
christmas one) album Revelation release! woo hoo!
- another
penis fact: Smoking makes penis smaller.
- Make
sure there are no rocks below and around, when diving
into the water. You can get injured quite bad. (trust me
on this one)
- Yo mama
is so fat, She's fat!! (by some dude in the yo mama chat)
- Put a
piece of scotch tape any where on an inflated balloon.
Then try poke it with a kneedle where its taped. The
balloon doesn't pop! >> i tried this before, and it
was true, but if you put the kneedle all the way in, it
pops, and kneedle go flying into your face. (in my case,
i smacked it down with my hand it hurt quite a bit) If
you have no common sense, don't do it.
- When you
are getting sleepy, put a piece of tooth paste under your
eye. (my friend loved it. right miki?)
-
September 2nd was my cat's b-day :) aww... he's 5 years
old now... happy b-day Tucky! u'll always be my favorite
big fat kitty.
- Homo
Erectus... sounds kinky but its a name for a kind of
human (that stands upright) in human evolution.
- (to all
you sex lovers) WEAR CONDOMS!!!!!!!!!!!
- Sharing
my knowledge of pager codes: 911, 143, 43, 69, &
80087322
- (another
sexual fact ) According to study of 200 college women in
New York, many women worry about their appearence during
sex. Click Here for more info
- In a
tribe called Dugam Dani in New Guinea, the males (even a
little kid) has a long stick extension on their penis' to
make their penis look longer. Its called Penis Shief. (or
something like that) **they walk around naked! oooo yea
sexy mama!
- Slugs
can live up to 6 years depending on species.
- Slugs
eat centipedes.
- Slugs
are cool.
- Slugs
are sick. (i just found some photos of slugs mating..
extremely disgusting.. i just ate dinner too.. if u wanna
see, Click Here)
-
EVERYONE!! I HAVE A NEWBORN NEPHEW!!!!!! Congrats to my
half sista in Japan. (though he was born on July 4th)
- Don't
chew gum when you are hungry. because it makes you more
hungry.
- 3 more
days till 98* album is out!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!
- Party
game: Put fire up close to your butt and let your gas
out!
- Yo
Mama's so old, she knew Burger King since it was Prince!
(heeeeeeeeeeeheeeeee)
- (goin'
on the educational side..) Cigarettes consists of more
than 3,000 toxic substances.
- Chewing
tobacco (snuff) has higher nicotine level than
cigarettes. therefore, it is the most addictive tobacco
product.
- Buddha
loves you
<3
