That's How I Beat Shaq
[and it goes, and it goes]
[and it goes a little something like this ]
[Hit It!]
[Aaron come on]
[get up get up]
[i wanna make you bounce]
[Here we go]
[Aaron's in the house]
[get up get up]
[i wanna make you bounce]
Yo guys, check it out
Guess what happened to me
-Another crazy story, come on AC-
I was hanging at the court
Just playing some ball
Working on my game
-Yeah, we heard it all-
I heard the fans screaming
I thought it was for me
But then I saw a shadow
It was 12 foot 3
It was Shaquile O'Neal
-What? What did he say?-
--How 'bout some one-on-one, you wanna play?--
I told him why not, I got some time
But when I beat you real bad
Try not to cry
-please Aaron, are you for real?-
-One-on-one with Shaquile O'Neal?-
Yeah, 34 Center from the L.A. Lakers
-You must've been nervous-
I knew I could take him
Scared the Shaq, physch him out
I said O'Neal, you're in my house now
Start the game the whistle blows
Pay attention close as the story goes...
CHORUS:
It's like boom (boom)
I put it in the hoop
Like slam (slam)
I heard the crowd screaming
now jam (jam)
I swear that I'm telling you the facts
Cuz that's how I beat Shaq
X2
So check it out
I thought I had the lead
But then he started scoring mad points on me
I was shootin' up bricks
-Was he hitting those shots?-
I knew that there was a way that I could make it stop
I had a plan, I could change the pace
I said, Yo Shaq you didn't tie your shoelace
He looked down, I stole the ball
I'm taking him to school now watch me all
3-pointer, nothin' but net
Come on Shaq, had enough yet?
Down by two, I'm catching up
I guess he's getting nervous
Cuz he does't have any luck
CHORUS:
It's like boom (boom)
I put it in the hoop
Like slam (slam)
I heard the crowd screaming
now jam (jam)
I swear that I'm telling you the facts
Cuz that's how I beat Shaq
X2
Dunk after dunk
Jam after jam
Cheerleaders are cheering
Aaron's the man
X 2
the announcers were shocked
couldn't believe it was real
-I can't believe a kid just stuffed O'Neal-
One more second, was all that remained
I put the ball up
I put him in shame
I must admit that it sounds real crazy
but the ball went in
Then he cried like a baby
Sorry Shaq, I should've let you win
You're good,too
And we can still be friends
The fans went nuts
They put me on their shoulders
Then I heard a voice
And it sounded like my mother's
getup for school your gonna be late!-
Ma, can't you see that I'm playing the game?
howyou could be playing if you're still in bed?-
-areyou gettin' sick, did you hit your head?-
Aw, man it was all a dream
I guess that kinda thing could never happen to me
If it was a dream and it wasn't real
How'd I get a jersey with the name O'Neal?
Whoa...
CHORUS:
It's like boom (boom)
I put it in the hoop
Like slam (slam)
I heard the crowd screaming
now jam (jam)
I swear that I'm telling you the facts
Cuz that's how I beat Shaq
X2
