Ohm...you have much to learn, Grasshopper. Team Rocket has many life-lessons for you to learn. Here's a few of them.

1. Put Beauty Before Duty.

2. Nice Guys finish last.

3. If at first you don’t succeed, try try again.

4. Image is everything

 5. There’s nothing wrong with a little tough love.

 6. Have fun with your work

 7. Concentrating on your goals is important

 8. There’s nothing wrong with a little self-appreciation.

 9. Fantasizing is a great way to escape reality.

 10. Money can’t buy happiness—just power, food, objects, fame, and any/everything else remotely desirable that you can imagine.