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ROCKETSHIPPING
This school of thought was developed in the late 90's--near the beginning
of the Pokemon anime TV series--and pretty much was a collective epiphany
for viewers of Pokemon and lovers of Team Rocker everywhere. Therefore,
there was no real founding father/mother of this concept; as many
Pokemon-analyists and general Team Rocket devotees all eventually stumbled
on this possibility by their own means. The following theory guide is a
little bit tongue-in-cheek, but true. So true.

(We know they're at LEAST sleeping together...)
Rocketshipping is the theory that centers around all or any one of
the following thought processes and/or combinations. Most Rocketshippers
believe in at least one of these; and many employ the use of many while
writing fanfiction. We, the Rocketshipping population of the world,
promise to defend and encourage this alleged relationship until the end of
time, while refuting mercilessly any evidence mounted against us and
disregarding the possibility of our own fallacy.
The Rocketshipper's Theory Guide:
Article I of the Rocketshipper's Theory Guide:
Sections:
1. Jessie and James are in deeply, madly, truly in love. This is a fairly
straight forward and obvious provision. It is the most common and widely
accepted provision of this theory. It entails the following principles:
i. They may or may not be in a sexual or casual relationship.
ii. They may or may not have accepted this alleged love.
iii. They may or may not have confessed this alleged love.
iv. They may or may not have confessed this alleged love, and may
or may not be hiding it from the series' other key characters as well
as the audience.
2. Jessie and James are engaging in sexual or intimate activities. This
includes anything slightly more intimate than their traditional fear-hug. This provision is usually reveled in by
some of the kinkier members of the Rocketshipping population,
though not always accepted by supporters of Section 1. It entails the
following principles:
i. They may or may not be in love (blatant contradiction of
Section 1, this provision says although Jessie and James may have some
emotional feelings for each other, the most powerful feelings in the
relationship are that of an amorous nature.)
ii. Their lust is a combination of pent-up feelings.
(this provision holds that Jessie and James are in love, but they can't find
it in themselves to tell the other; so they just have sex instead.)
iii. Passionate love equals passionate sex. (this refers basically
to the fact that Jessie and James are deeply in love and their lust stems
directly from that. Commonly accepted by supporters of Section 1.)
iv. Secret sin. (their sexual/quasi-sexual activities are kept
hidden from all other characters in the series. This may or may not include
Meowth).
3. Unrequited love. This section deals with the fact that one party has
feelings for the other, and they are unreciprocated or blatantly ignored,
for assorted reasons:
i. Jessie loves James, but he does not love her, based on his
homosexuality, (the most common defense against Rocketshipping is James'
alleged homosexual affiliation.) lack of commitment (since being scarred for
life by Jessibelle, his fiancee), or various reasons.
ii. James loves Jessie, but she does not love him, based on various
reasons.
iii. Jessie confesses her love, and though James feels the same way, he
rejects her for various reasons.
iv. James confesses his love, but though Jessie feels the same way, she
rejects him for various reasons.
Article II of the Rocketshipper's Theory Guide:
Sections:
1. Common possible reasons of why Jessie and James will not or are not
getting together. Rocketshippers can acknowledge the other side of the
argument despite the fact that they are aware the opposition is dead wrong
and neck-high in self-delusion.
i. Homosexual tendencies, relating specifically to James's
effeminate personality and penchant for cross-dressing.
ii. Conflicting personalities.
iii. Jessie and James's role of being best friends is strictly platonic:
the degree of closeness that has been acquired can never be shifted to a
romantic gear.
iv. Other interests: Jessie and James have someone else on their
minds.
2. Evidence. This section is made up of the most common pieces of
information used by Rocketshippers to defend Jessie and James' relationship.
i. James's attraction to certain one-time characters that appear in
the anime; specifically, the Ghost of the Maiden's Peak. When Jessie rescues
James from the Ghost, after learning in disbelief that he doesn't want to go
with the Ghost, James proclaims, "Jessie! You really DO care!"
ii. Certain episodes have illustrated Jessie and James's caring
towards each other in ways that seem more than platonic. Examples would be
during the
St. Anne saga in which James and Jessie share a tender (if humorous)
moment; James's kind actions at the end of the "Princess VS. Princess"
episode in which he goes out of his way to make Jessie happy despite her
crushing defeat; James's disposition towards making up for Jessie's loss in
"The Ultimate Test," and finally (the 'big guns'), "Holy
Matrimony," in which James gives up his life of riches and luxury (and
dominatrix fiancées) to return to a life of crime and low-income with Jessie
and Meowth (though he shares a particularly tender moment with Jessie in the
hot air balloon that ends with the two of them holding hands, despite the
fact that most anti-shippers declare they are simply "shaking" hands.)
iii. The official
Pokemon manga depicts Jessie and James as a couple; wedding bands adorn
both their fingers and Jessie's abdomen is swelled with the signs of
pregnancy. (Her hair is also cut short, which is unrelated but note-worthy
just the same.) This is the single-most used image amongst Rocketshippers,
and needs no introduction. However, it is worth mentioning that the manga
follows a different story than the series.
iv. Most Rocketshippers also deem it necessary to mention most of
Jessie and James's unnecessary touching, including fear-hugs and just
general excessive
groping. In fact, Rocketshippers take it upon themselves to document all
of Jessie and James's encounters of fondling.
3. Common fanfiction approaches. Whilst throwing Jessie and James completely
out of character, fanfiction authors seem to have a steady approach to
Jessie and James's hook-up process:
i. The accident. Some other trivial character (such as Meowth,
Misty, Ash or Brock) lets it slip that either Jessie or James is in love
with the other. Hilarity and/or drama ensues, and finally it is established
that the other reciprocates those feelings.
ii. The guilt trip. Something happens to either Jessie or James,
and in his/her absence the character left behind wallows in self-pity and
wonders why he/she never told the other character the truth.
iii. The heroic escapade. Jessie/James is kidnapped or turns up
missing and it falls on the remaining member to fly to his/her rescue. Of
course, they fall in love in the process.
iv. The tragedy. Finally they reveal their feelings to each other,
only to have something appropriately tragic befall their short-lived bliss.
This includes but is not limited to, the death of one or the other, the
death of Meowth, one of them falling into a coma, etc etc.
v. The betrayal. One of the characters is in the process of hooking
up with someone else, not realizing the other character's undying love for
him/her. This, of course, creates high amounts of drama and ends in either
sex or suicide.
vi. The sappy retch-fest. Only for die-hard romantics, this type of
story usually deals with high amounts of cuteness and is usually told in a
first person perspective. Includes gratuitous amounts of mush and the
conclusion is accompanied by a dreamy smile and a tear in one eye.
4. The Butch and Cassidy Clause: This section basically is to clarify that
being a Rocketshipper does NOT require support for the
Cassidy/Butch relationship. This, in fact, is a lesser-known phenomena
known as Neoshipping, and is generally less supported than Rocketshipping
due to Cassidy and Butch's secondary character status. As well as bad hair
and rip-off motto.
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the end.
I'll add more as I think of it. I think I covered the subject pretty well.
Bottom line: Rocketshippers want Jessie and James to get FREAKKKY! But
because we're romantics, not horny perverts.
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