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CurricullumAll our students start off with a solid basis in the core areas of modern terrorism. By the end of freshman year, you will know how to: lob stones effectively, burn flags without burning yourself, chant angry slogans for hours thanks to foot-friendly arch inserts, and much, much more!By
your junior year, you will have declared a major. You might learn to operate
class "C" vehicles such as cars and light trucks. Or you could
decide to master the art of docking with American Destroyers on an inflatable
boat. If you're an advanced student, you might even get to study at the
post-graduate level, trying to harvest the Ebola virus from bloody, dying
monkeys with your bare hands!
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