Mood:  vegas lucky

I'm Sid Wilson and here is my journal.

Dr. Taka:
So, what are you up to today, Sid?

Sid:
There is this bloke that's been beating me at Fire-Nano and Princess Kawako!

Dr. Taka:
Fire-Nano?

Sid:
An RPG online.

Dr. Taka:
Ah.

*Sid sets up shop with his computer*

Sid:
That's right! I have been in different chat rooms for researcj. My rival's name is Wallothet! He's from Germany!

Dr. Taka:
Really now?

Sid:
Yep! He is going down!

Sid:
*To the screen* Brace yourself, Wallothet! I will overthrow you and save Princess Kawako! After that, she's going to give me a great treat.

Dr. Taka:
Got a statgery lined up?

Sid:
Hell yeah, baby!

*Sid gets to work*

Sid:
Huh? What are you saying? No, I'm not obsessed with Casper as the princess in this game! She's my best mate's girlfriend! Well... it's complicated.

*The game begins. Hour one of battle. Sid is locked inside*

Sid:
Hell yes! I am kicking your ass, Wallothet! Eat this!!!

*Two hours into battle. Sid takes a drink of Red Bull and fights*

*Three hours into battle. Sid looks at a henti mag while playing*

*Four hours into battle*

Sid:
Take that! You're going down!

*Five hours into battle. Sid closes in on victory*

Sid:
Yes! She's mine!

*Only to be defeated by Princess Kawako*

Sid:
WHAT?!?

*By her strangling him with a rubber glove*

*Sid lowers his head in defeat*

Dr. Taka:
What happened?

Sid:
I lost!

Dr. Taka:
How?

Sid:
That's what I'd like to know!

*Sid picks up his phone and dials a number. He waits as it rings*

Sid:
Hey Simon? That prick from Germany defeated me again! Huh? How did... That was you?!? I've been playing against you all of these months?!? How did you manage to learn to speak with a German accent?!?

Wallothet= Hello Twat

WRAP