Paint War

    Rob awoke the next morning to see Noizchild standing before him. She was dressed in black boy-cut panties with the white Playboy bunny logo on them and matching bra with white trim and the bunny at her cleavage. Rob kept staring at her. Noiz raised an eyebrow at him in concern. "Is... something wrong?" she asked. The mouse couldn't answer her. "Well?" Noiz asked Rob. The mouse just couldn't speak. Sure, he liked the kitty in her undies and she had the body for it. But, that was for home only. Home at Sakura Ai Palace, not in a dorm house full of men! Especially since they come and visit his random at random times during the day.

    "Hi Rob!" a voice yelled out at that second. Both quickly looked up to see Graham Blake standing in the doorway. He was the mouse's little English buddy. Graham was a charming fellow. He had short light blonde hair to his ears and baby blue eyes. He was dressed in his school uniform. Graham was staring at Noiz in shock. "Uh..." he said at last. "Hi... Noiz..." The kitty just shook her head. "Okay, I'll get a a robe." she said in defeat. Then, she went back into the bathroom. The boys watched as her tail swished back and forth as she walked. "Is that how..." Graham began to ask. Rob nodded at him. His buddy froze there for a moment. "B-But why?" he asked at last. The mouse just shrugged. "It's just how she is at times." he replied. "I see," his buddy answered uneasily.

    "Come on," Noiz yelled aloud. "I was only trying to liven things up some!" She now had on a light silver robe. Rob and Graham kept staring at her. They said nothing. "Well, somebody has to!" the kitty went on. "This place is next to dead! I mean, look at the walls! They are past is next to dead! I mean, look at the walls! They are past due for paint!" "We know, Momo!" Rob spoke up. "So," Noiz cut it. "Why hasn't anything been done about it?" Rob and Graham said nothing. Noiz quickly caught on. "It's that pig, isn't it?" asked asked coldly. The boys nodded. "I see!" the kitty barked. All of them went silent.

    Then, Noiz grinned to herself. Rob quickly saw her. "Momo?" he asked nervously. "What are you plotting now?" The kitty just turned to her boys. "Boys," she spoke up. "It's time for a paint job!" They raised their eyebrows at her. "But how?" Rob asked. The kitty smiled at him. "You'll see!" she answered. "You'll see!" "I was afraid of that!" her mouse thought in worry.

    The walls were awful! Some were badly chirped. The colors seemed faded away. The smears didn't help either! Oh yes! Work needed to be done!"

                        Things to Do:
                        Paint Walls
                        Fix Pipes
                        Repair lights
                        Get new screens
                        Buy new furniture
                        Purchase new computers

    Noiz was ready to work. The plan was easy! If you want a bum to do right, make his atmosphere Hell! And Noiz knew how! She paid a local street gang to do a little "re-decorating" in the whole dorm house. ("He's really *love* the new look!" she told them.) Sure, the boys did a good job, but it was only the start of a war!

Mission Two: Paint Bucket

    Day One:
    Artemis was in his office when first shot was fired. "Artemis!!!" June screamed out as she ran in. "Shhh!" he told her. "Not now, June. I'm admiring myself!" "It's emergency!" the secretary yelled out. "Can't wait?" the landlord asked. This wasn't going anywhere at all! June drew in a breath and yelled, "It's the walls!" Artemis still didn't look up. "Someone has broken into the dorm house and sprayed graffiti all over the walls!!!" his secretary screamed out. That really caught her boss's attention! "WHAT?!?" he yelled out as he looked up. "It looks awful!!!" June cried out. Pale-faced, the pig got up from his desk and ran out to the hall. His secretary followed behind.

    Black, red, and green were all over the walls. It was as if a dog had thrown up all over the walls. Artemis's jaw dropped to the floor. "W-Who did all of this?!?" he yelled out. "I don't know." June answered. The pig tried his best not to faint. "What are we going to do?" his secretary asked in worry. Artemis turned to her. "I don't know!" he replied. "You'll think of something!" Then, he headed back to his office. June stood there and sighed.

    Meanwhile, Noiz was looking at different samples of paint in the library. Rob came over and looked at her spread. "What's all of this?" he asked. The cat looked up. "Paint samples," she replied. "Why?" her mouse asked. "For our dorm." she replied. Rob was about to point out the rules when Noizchild handed him a light jade green sample. "I want this one!" she called. That changed mousey's mind quickly.

    "No!" he said quickly. Kitty raised an eyebrow at him. "Oh," she spoke. "And why not?" "Because..." Rob spoke up. He then looked down at the different paint samples on the shaky oak table. There were so many to choose from. Then, one color caught his eye. It was a graceful royal purple color. The mouse grinned as he picked it up. "This one is better!" he declared at last. Noiz frowned at him. "Oh no!" she called out. "And why not?" he challenged. "It doesn't go with any of my Asian stuff!" the kitty pointed out. "So?" Rob asked. "It's my dorm!" "Our dorm!" his kitty shot back. "It was mine before you took over!" the mouse reminded her.

    After five games of rock, paper, scissors, Rob had the last word. "Fine!" Noiz called. "The bloody walls will be purple!" "Thank you, ma'am!" the mouse called happily. Just then, Graham ran into the library in a worried rush. "Rob, Noiz!" he yelled out. "He's done it! He's stopped all after school activities for Animal House!" "WHAT?!?" Rob yelled out. "That jerk can't do that!" "He won't lift it until someone comes forward about the graffiti!" All three stayed silent. Both men looked at Noiz. "What?" she asked.

    "Nice going!" mousey snapped at her. "Now we can't do anything after classes!" The kitty frowned at her boys. "Coward!" she snapped. "He decides to punish everyone instead of fixing the problem! Damn him!" Then, another idea came to her. "You know what?" Noiz asked. "That's okay. The message needs to be louder!" Graham and Rob really became pale. She just didn't quit!

    The next targets were the game room, cafeteria, Artemis's office, art room, and the dorms. Noiz began to do some math. What would cause more attention for change? After a couple of thoughts, the kitty chose the cafeteria. She then hired a different gang to do the paint job. She had the upper hand.

    The next morning, the residents were gathered around that latest artwork. Some were snickering at it. Others took pictures. Noiz sat at the table smiling to herself. "Perfect!" she thought. "5, 4, 3, 2, 1!" Artemis walked in and looked around. "Hey guys," he said. "What's everyone looking at?" Nobody answered so far. They tried not to snicker. Noiz just smiled to herself. "I don't get it!" Artemis called as he looked around. "What is it?" Nobody wanted to say it. Finally, Artemis looked at the wall. His face was as white as snow. "AHHH!!!" he screamed out in pale terror. The kitty held down her giggles. Here is what the writing on the wall said:

Artemis is an F*****G Pig!

    The pig walked out pale. He passed June in a rush. She became concerned quickly. "Artemis?" his secretary asked. The man didn't answer. June walked forward curiously. When she saw the wall, the poor woman screamed out. Noiz tried not to laugh again. This battle looked won over. Then, came the next method.

    By afternoon, the residents found different paint samples at their doors. They found a note by them. "Pick a color!" it said. The residents perked up at the colors and note, but it would be short-lived. Artemis had fought in a way that was a HUGE mistake.

    Within seconds, Graham came running down the hall in a panic. "Guys!!!" he yelled out. "The jerk refuses to fill all of the snack and drink machines until someone confesses to the vandalism!" "WHAT?!?" the animals yelled out. Rob turned to Noiz in their dorm. "Well," he said. "Now what?" The kitty smiled. "Oh," she replied. "It's time for the big guns!" The mouse became worried. "What does that mean?" he asked. Noiz grinned at him evilly. "Momo?" mousey asked in fear. The kitty turned to him grinning. "The board is coming to inspect the building in two weeks, right?" she asked. Rob nodded. "So?" he questioned. The cat moved closer. "Let's just say," she replied. "Everyone will know that idiot's true colors!" Then, she laughed aloud evilly.

    Noiz convinced all of the Animals to go on a wild tagging spree all over the dorm house. Each were all given spray paint cans and face masks to do the job. Every single room was covered in graffiti. Noiz hired back both gangs to chip in with the war. The whole dorm house looked like a public wall along the highway. Even Rob joined the battle! The walls were a complete mess in the end.

    By morning, Artemis screamed out in terror. Noizchild and the rest of the animals stood at the top of the stairs. The pig turned to the angry mob. "You all did all of this?" he asked in stress. "Yes!" they all yelled out. Artemis looked as if he would have a heart attack. "B-But why?!?" he yelled out in shock. Noiz stepped forward. "Because," she replied. "We want new paint on out walls!" Artemis shook his head in delirium. "NEVER!!!" he yelled out. Noiz smirked coldly. "Fine!" she called. "Then loose points and money when the board sees these walls!" Artemis was really pale at that demand. "No! No!" he yelled out in misery. "You have no choice," the kitty pointed out. "Either give us new painted walls of our choice, our treats, drinks, and our lives after classes, or loose points and money! Take your pick!"

    Artemis was trapped. Either way he picked, he lost. "Damn it," the pig thought. "I hate it," So he went with the lesser! The next day, the painting began. The painters went by what everyone wanted. The residents were out for three days. That was the best break they had ever gotten. When the animals returned, the walls looked good as new! The colors looked perfect! Rob and Noiz returned to royal purple walls and jade green edges and doors. (Kitty snuck in an extra request.)