Computer Class

    "Oh my!" Graham called out the next morning. "Your dorm looks so... Asian!"  When the Animals came back after their paint break, Noizchild redecorated the whole dorm with all of her Asian junk. Now, 221 looked like Sakura Ai Palace, her English flat, and her old dorm at Clover House. "Yes..." Rob replied for the tent time this week. Graham turned to is mouse pal. "Why?" he asked. Rob shrugged like an actor. "She loves Japan!" he called. "Oh!" Graham replied.

    Noiz was in the bedroom on her laptop. She was typing like a manic. The deadline was in five days from now. She had to come up with another hit. The kitty had some serious work to do. "Momo!" Rob called from the living room part of the dorm. The kitty became annoyed. "WHAT?!?" she snapped. The kitty jerked her head up quickly. The mouse stood in the doorway. "Sorry!" he said in a nervous tone. Noiz began calm down. "Sorry," she replied. "I'm on some serious work and can't be bothered." Rob was confused by this. "Uh... okay..." he started. "But why not work in the computer lab here?" Noiz looked up him shocked. "You guys have a computer lab?" she asked. Rob nodded. His kitty considered this for a moment. Then she said, "Okay thanks." Rob smiled at her sweetly. Then, Noiz packed up her gear and headed out. Maybe she could get some work done at last. Ha-ha-ha!

    Thirty minutes later, Kitty came back pissed. "Momo?" Rob asked. "What's wrong?" His little kitty glared at him crossly. "You didn't warn me!" she barked. The mouse raised an eyebrow at her. "Warn you about what?" he asked. "The computers are crap!!!" Noiz yelled out. *Sweat drop on mousey's head* "Oh, sorry!" he called like a flake. The kitty really wanted to kill him now. "The damn machines shut down and restarted on me four times!" she yelled out. "They are as slow as molasses! Plus they freeze up!" Rob looked away sheepishly. That made the kitty even angrier! "You knew about this, didn't you?" she snapped. "Uh..." the mouse began. That didn't help either! "Gee thanks!" she snapped to him. "I almost lost me work twice!" "ARTEMIS SAID WE WOULD GET NEW COMPUTERS TODAY!!!" the mouse blurted out. His kitty eye him again. "Why would you believe such a lie from that pig?" she yelled. Mousey thought about that for a moment. "He keeps telling us all we'll get new computers," he said. A pause came and went. Then, the kitty grinned her devilish grin. Rob became nervous. "Momo," he said. "What is that look for?" His kitty turned to him. "Rob-kun," she replied. "It's time for an upgrade!" The mouse became nervous. "What is she plotting now?" he asked. The kendo teacher was scared to find out!

    Mission Three: Computer Nut

    Noiz thought about that for a moment. She had two options: send a mass virus through all of the Animal House computers or smash up the computers. The virus route would not only take out Animal House's computers, but also all of the academy's computers. She didn't want to do all of that. So destroying the dinosaur machines it was! But, could the kitty convince all of the animals to trash own computers to make a point? There was only one way to see.

    That evening, Noizchild got on her laptop. She went to her e-mail. The kitty over looked her fan-mail and clicked on new message. Noiz went to the "To:" link and clicked on it. She checked all of the Animal House addresses and clicked "okay." Next came the subject line. The kitty typed in "Urgent Meeting Now!!!" Time to bring it all in. Here was her to the Animals:

                                        Dear Fellow Animals:
                                        Want change? Come for a meeting in the cafeteria tonight!

Signed, Noizchild

    Noiz hit send right away. Now, to hope she got through.

    By night, the test came. The kitty made it to the cafeteria right on time. She was surprised to find a full house! "Wow!" she thought. "Did I do this alone?" Then, the cat looked to the front. She saw Rob, Graham, and Tremaine waiting for her at the main table. She smirked softly to herself. "Oh, I see!" she thought. "I had some help!" Then, she made it to them. The kitty nodded at them with a stern face. They just kept their eyes on her. Noiz stepped forward boldly. "Fellow Animals!" she addressed them all. Everyone looked up. Noiz stood her ground. "We need a change!" she began. "Artemis the pig has repressed us too long! We need new supplies! The pig ad withheld our needs for too long! It's time for a change. We need to be strong! We need to fight back! We need..." The kitty was cut off by a tap in the back. She turned to see Rob standing behind her. "Not now," the kitty whispered. "I'm rallying up the crowd!" "Uh... about that..." the mouse said. "Look." He pointed to the audience. Noiz turned to sleep everyone... sleeping! *Sweat drop on kitty's head* "Where did I go wrong?" she asked. "The start!" Rob and Graham said together. A pause came between them.

    Then, Tremaine steeped forward. The trio looked up at him. Tremaine, or Tre as he was known, was a big black man. He was tall with muscles. Many Animal noticed him right off the bat. "I'll handle this!" Tre cut in. He stepped up to the sleeping crowd. "Look at y'all!" he yelled out. All of the Animals quickly woke up and looked all around. "Look all around you!" Tre went on. "You've been bamboozled! You've been had! That arsehole, Artemis, has bled you dry!" "YEAH!!!" the animals yelled. "You've been conned!" Tre yelled out. "YEAH!!!" the audience shouted back. Tre turned to Noiz. "They're ready now!" he said. The kitty at him gratefully. "Thanks!" she called. Then, she turned to the audience. "Sick of crappy computers?" the kitty asked aloud. "YEAH!!!" the Animals yelled out. "Want action with the talk?" Noiz asked. "YEAH!!!" the Animals yelled out.

    The kitty grinned to herself. She had them now. It was time to deliver. The cat took in a deep breath. "Smash up the old computers!" she yelled out. Everyone went silent. Even Rob, Graham, and Tre stared at her oddly. "Look!" Noiz went on. "Artemis will only do right if we torment him! Trust me on this one!" The rest of the Animals agreed uneasily. Noiz hung her head and sighed hard. "This is going to be a headache!" she thought.

    Four Days Until Deadline:

    Noiz looked around the computer lab. It wasn't open yet, but she had a key. The kitty smiled to herself slyly. "This'll be easy!" she thought. The cat then walker over to the first computer that caught her eye. She carefully unplugged the machine and carried it to the window. Noiz looked down and out the sidewalk was in perfect view. "Perfect!" she thought with a smile. Then, the kitty murdered the dinosaur by throwing it out the window. It landed with a loud crash. The kitty felt like dancing in victory. The war had begun.

                                                          Things to Do:
                                                          Paint Walls
                                                          Fix Pipes
                                                          Repair Lights
                                                          Get New Screens
                                                          Buy New Furniture
                                                          Purchase New Computers

    By sunrise, the computer's murder took its effect. The Introduction to Computers class had just come in when it it. "Teacher!" one of the students called. "What is it?" the teacher asked. "My computer is gone!" the student declared. The teacher glared at him crossly. "Don't make jokes just because Animal House is too cheap to buy new computers!" "No seriously!" the student called out. "My computer is gone!" The teacher looked up annoyed to see what he was talking about. He was right! The dinosaur was AWOL. The teacher walked closer to the empty space. "What the hell?" she asked aloud. "W-Where is it?" The student shrugged.

    "TEACHER!!!" another student yelled. "I THINK I FOUND IT!!!" The teacher looked up at that student. She was over at the window. Everyone quickly hurried over to the window. And there it was. The dinosaur was still dead on the sidewalk. It still smashed up into bits. They were baffled. Who could've done this?

    Meanwhile in the cafeteria, Noiz was looking through Tech Geek's catalog at the latest computers. The deals, the models, the features were beautiful. The kitty was turning the page when a tray was slammed down in front of her. She didn't look up at all to know who it was. "Yes Dodge?" the kitty asked. The thug grabbed her catalog and snatched it out of her hands. "Hey! I was reading that!" she yelled out. Dodge glared at her coldly. "A computer was thrown out the window this morning!" he hissed. The kitty studied his face closely. Dodge looked like a rich bloke. His hair was short and dark blonde. His eyes were a grayish green. Dodge had some muscle to him and was a total hot head. No one was safe from his wrath. Even his girlfriend, Luis, feared him most of the time. Noiz was one of the few who saw Dodge as a spoiled little child who needed a time-out in the corner.

    "So?" Noizchild asked boldly. "I think you're behind it!" Dodge barked. The kitty smirked at him. "Oh?" she challenged. "And what's your proof?" The thug went silent. He looked all around as if to try and gather up support. The others just kept staring. Dodge was trapped! Noiz smirked at the dense thug. "Thought so!" she replied. Then, the kitty took back the computer and looked in it again. Dodge walked away quiet. Noiz smirked again.

    Three Days to Deadline:

    Noiz crept into the computer lab again. One casualty wasn't enough. Fine! She can kill more! The dinosaurs deserved to be put out of their misery. And she was the one to do it!

    Noiz unplugged her next victim. She was about to pick it up when she heard someone yell out, "I knew it!" The kitty turned to see Rob standing in the doorway. He had a stoic face this time. Noiz just looked at him. "Yes," she replied calmly. "It is me!" Rob kept staring at her. "But why?" he asked. The kitty smiled at her charming pet mouse. "To get new computers," she replied. "Care to help?" Rob was beginning to say no when his kitty gave him the look. Then he sighed and said, "Sure." Noiz smiled at him. "Good!" she called. "Now open the window for me, would ya?" The mouse sighed and did so.

    Once the dinosaur was dead, Noiz went for another one. Before she did, the kitty turned to her mouse. "Well," she said. "Start chucking them over!" Then, the kitty went to her second victim. Rob sighed and went to another dinosaur for murder.

    Two Days Until Deadline:

    Noiz was typing on her draft. She was just about done. All the kitty needed to was add the ending. Then, the door closed. The kitty didn't look up, but she smiled. "Come in, Mousey!" the writer called. Rob did so. "How is the process today?" Noiz asked. "The computer lab is half empty now." the mousey replied confidentially. "Good!" the kitty called. She had recruited many Animals to help with the mass dinosaur murder. So far, Graham, Tre, John, and Callum had joined the cause. But, they needed more. Artemis just wasn't replying to them. Not a problem. Just keep slaying the dinosaurs and order new computers behind his back.

    "How's the draft?" Rob asked. "Great!" Noiz answered. "Just need to add the ending." "Can I see?" mousey asked happily. "No!" the kitty said quickly. The mouse began to frown. Noiz looked up and smiled softly at him. "But you can look at this!" she replied. Rob walked over to her laptop and looked with her.

    They were looking at an e-mail she had received this morning. It was saying the new computers would be coming to Animal House in two days. The mouse's eyes grew big in shock. "Is this real?" he asked in disbelief. "Yep!" Noiz answered. "You'll see new computers in two days! I ordered them myself!" The mouse looked at her shocked. "You can do that?" he asked. "Yep!" she answered. "I'm in the chair of the Technology Board! I can order machines if needed!" Rob smiled big. "Sweet!" he called. "Yep!" Noiz replied. Both smiled again.

    One Day Until Deadline:

    Most of the dinosaurs were dead. But still, no response from the pig. Well, it time to push the final line. A new measure was taken: smash all old computers in Animal House. It wasn't popular at first. Not many people wanted smash their out-of-date friends into bits on the sidewalk. But after pointing out the obvious, the Animals agreed to act. By noon, the old dinosaurs were dead. They were all on the sidewalk. The only computers left spared were Noiz's laptop and the new personal computers that all of the rich blokes owned. The last dinosaur died at six in the evening. Part one of the mission was complete. Now, it was time for part two!

    No Days Until Deadline:

    Noiz turned in her work on time complete. Like all of the others she had written, it was a huge success. The kitty was happy, but the real success wasn't until this afternoon! Delivery trucks were at Animal House at noon. The new computers were here! The men were unloading the new merchandise. Artemis rushed out confused.

    "What the hell is going on here?!?" yelled the pig to the men. The head mover turned to him. "Did you order 500 new Dells and Macs?" the mover asked. "No..." Artemis stammered out. "There must be some sort of a mistake!" "Oh, you're here!" a voice called out to them. The men looked up to see... Noizchild smiling at them. The pig put two and two together as she walked closer to them. "You're in the right place and I ordered the computers." she replied. The delivery man smiled at her. "Sigh here then!" he replied. Them he handed her the form. "Gladly!" the kitty replied. Then, she signed with grace. Artemis watched in silent shock.

    "Why the hell did you order 500 new computers?" the pig asked in shock. Noiz turned to him smiling. "Because," she answered. "I am chair of the Tech Board! And besides, I paid for them with my own money!" Then, the kitty pet him on the shoulder and walked away. Artemis watched her in shock. Yes, friends! The pig had lost again!