Button Trap

                            Things to Do:
                            Paint Walls
                            Fix Pipes
                            Repair Lights
                            Get New Screens
                            Buy New Furniture
                            Purchase New Computers

    Animal House was improving lately. The dorms looked nice and were safe to live in. More boys were signing up to live there. Despite the most visible changes, there were still a few kinks to be worked out. Such as the cheap and crappy furniture in the whole dorm house.

    Except for the furniture in the personal dorms, the furniture was a sad and sorry sight. The chairs broke too easily. The tables were always wobbling. The couches were uncomfortable and tore very badly. The sick beds weren't any better either. This all called for more action. (Guess who started it again!)

    Noiz was at her post this time. But now, she had some accomplices with her. Rob and Graham were at her side this go around.

    "So men," the general called out to her lts. "How do we torment the pig today?" The boys thought about that as they grinned.

    "Let's trash his office!" Rob called out.

    "Yeah!" Graham called. Noiz grinned.

    "How bad are we talking?" she asked. The boys were confused.

    "What do you mean?" Rob asked. Noiz stepped forward.

    "Well," she spoke up. "We have to come across loud and clear to the pig. We would have to do massive damage to his office. Even that isn't enough. So we have to destroy the bloody furniture as well."

    "And destroy everything he touches and sirs on!" the boys called together.

    "Right!" Noiz called out strongly. Thus, the plan was to begin!

    Day 1:

    The plan was simple really. The right screwdrivers and wrenches can work wonders on almost any piece of wooden and plastic furniture. The trio broke into the main lobby and started with the desks, tables, and chairs. They tried to keep themselves from giggling to themselves as they worked.

    "Everyone's in for a shock in the morning!" Graham called out. Rob just snickered.

    "Shhh!" Noiz whispered as she was working on the table. "Keep quiet! We have work to do!"

    "Right!" the boys whispered. Then, they all got back to work.

    By morning, the trap was set. Everything started off normal. The complains were normal of the animals. The snacks were running low. The food was crap. The air conditioning was busted. The kitty kept grinning to herself the entire time. She kept making lists to do. Things were going to change at Animal House!

    Then it happened. Conrad, Noah, and Kyle all sat down at watched and waited for the ripples to start. Here was the revolution. The boys sat down causally and... CRASH! Everyone looked up in a flash. The table had completely broken down to the floor. Conrad, Noah, and Kyle looked around confused.

    "We didn't do anything!" Conrad yelled out. Noiz kept grinning.

    "I know." she replied. The boys were confused by that statement. But the kitty didn't bother to explain. She knew that the revolt had begun.

    By the afternoon, eight tables, twelve chairs, and four desks were all destroyed. And sure enough, Artemis received full complaints as expected.

    "It's not my problem!" Artemis called out. "I'm just an employee!" That reliable excuse failed him this time.

    "Yeah right!" the animals called out. "Do something about it!" Right there, the pig put two and two together. "Oh I see!" he thought. "She's at it again!" The pig grinned to himself.

    "Oh don't worry!" he said. "I'll fix it in the morning!" The animals were and went away quietly. Problem solved. (By his standards anyway!)

    Day 2

    The next day, the animals were in for a rude awaking. When they found cheaper furniture in the main lobby. This was worse than the first set! The chairs wobbled and were uncomfortable. The tables and desks looked as if they would give way any second. The animals were pissed! Noiz, Rob, and Graham decided only one thing.

    So that night, the trio broke the new cheap furniture and the cafeteria's as well. Now, phase two was in effect.

    By morning, the damage was even worse. The animals had to eat outside. It was a nice change too. The damage done gave everyone the excuse to get out of the building for once. Artemis on the other hand didn't enjoy the opposite affects that took place.

    "JUN!!!" Artemis yelled as he watched the animals outside. His secretary hurried right to him in a second.

    "Yes Artemis?" she asked. The pig turned to his sidekick.

    "What do you see?" he asked. Jun kept looking.

    "People eating!" she called.

    "No!" Artemis called. "You see slobs pigging out! This is awful!"

    "Huh?" Jun asked. "What do you mean?" Artemis turned to her stressed.

    "This is a revolt!" he snapped. "They are just trying to piss me off! I really can't have this!"

    "No you can't, Artemis," Jun agreed. There was a silent paused.

    "What are you going to do, Artemis?" she asked. The pig thought about that for a moment. Then he called,

    "You so something, Jun!" Then the pig headed back to work. His secretary just kept watching the animals eat. The next day, Artemis not only replaced the broken cheap furniture with cheaper furniture, he banned all of the animals from any outdoor activities. All of the animals weren't affected at first. But after a while, they were all bored out of their skulls. Noiz, Rob, and Graham looked at this sad misstep.

    "What now?" Rob asked his precious kitty. Noiz already had the answer.

    "Go all out!" she called at last. The boys agreed.

    "Right!" they called. What is it to go all out? Simple like this: baseball bats, hammers, screwdrivers, wrenches, the lobby, the cafeteria, and Artemis' office. (You do the math! *Wink*)

    The next morning started off normal for Artemis Moon. The pig got up, took a shower, got dressed in one of his finest expensive American tailored suites, got in his shiny forary, got a coffee, and drove to Animal House. He expected that everything to have blown over now. Boy was he wrong!

    Artemis took out the key to his office from his pocket. The lock clicked loose. The door swung open slowly. Artemis' eyes were like moon pies. His screams filled the entire building. Then as if timed, Noiz walked right by the pig. She couldn't help but to smile at the damage she had done. The desk had fallen to pieces on the floor. The chair was disassembled. Papers were scattered everywhere. All of his junk was either broken or missing. Even the wall decorations were thrown straight to the floor carelessly.

    "Oh go on and say it!" the pig shouted out without turning around to see Noizchild. She stepped forward grinning like a monkey.

    "What do you want me to say?" she asked innocently. Artemis turned to her looking pretty desperate.

    "Why?" he asked her aloud.

    "Sorry?" Noiz asked.

    "Why do you do this to me?" the pig asked aloud. "Do you hate me or something? I mean why?" The kitty thought about that for a moment.

    Then she smiled and said, "Yeah, that and the fact that we need real and good quality furniture in the lobby, cafeteria, sick rooms, and our outside time as well!" Artemis looked at her with big eyes.

    "Never!" he yelled out. Noiz kept smiling as she shook her head.

    "Fine," she replied. "We were planning to wreck your forary anywhere!" The pig grew pale at that statement.

    "WHAT?!?" he yelled out.

    "Oh, just the usual damage," the cat went on. "Slashing up the tires, smashing the windows and windshield, destroying the stereo..."

    "Okay, okay!" he yelped out. "I'll replace the furniture and give you back your outside activities!" Noiz watched him.

    "Will they be in better condition this time?" she questioned strictly.

    "YES!!!" the pig cried out. "JUST DON'T HURT MY BABY!!!" The kitty smirked at him wickedly.

    "Okay," she replied. "But one false step and the car gets it!" The pig swallowed hard as he nodded.

    Within hours, Animal House got brand new great quality furniture. The trio held the pig hostage on the phone to make sure that was he was doing right. When the furniture came in, there was much rejoicing. Noiz herself was happy, but there was still one more thing on the list to accomplish. Other than that, it was all good!