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Episode Review Vault - Season II
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#208 - "Summer Sucks"
#212 - "Clubhouses"
8/20/97
#208 - "Summer Sucks"
Rating - * * * *
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Summer sucks starts off in the classroom, the last day of school. And Mr. Garrison lost Mr. Hat. He accuses the kids of taking him, he turns around and when he turns back, he expects Mr. Hat to be on his desk. But when he does turn around, everyone is gone. 'cept of course for Pip, who says 'Where did everybody go"'. So the kids go outside, and all the snow is melting, leaving a side of south park no one has seen before... GREEN SOUTH PARK!!?!?! Anywho, the boys decide to buy some fireworks, the saved evough for M-80's this year. But one problem, fireworks have been banned in South Park. Meanwhile, Cartman is taking swimming lessons. But he won't go to the deep end. The Mayor is on the phone, saying stuff about "we can't have a fireworks show w/out fireworks. While Officer Barbrady searches for the "Little man in the boat" under the desk. So the mayor has an idea! Since the only fireworks allowed in south park are snakes, she decides to make a snake 5,000 times larger than the regular ones. But when they light it (with 57 flamethrowers), it won't stop growing. it kills Kenny, students from Denver, and Dr. Katz. When Jimbo and Ned heard that fireworks wheren't allowed in South Park, he goes to Mexico and gets illegal ones. He gets thrown into jail for answering a question wrong at the border (Do you have any firearms or explosives in the car). But the snake saves them by breaking through the jail wall. So Jimbo gives the fireworks to Stan and Kyle and it destroys the snake. The ash put out the fire. |
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Clubhouses starts off with the boys playing americans vs bosnians, with Cartman as the bosnian. Cartman of couse cheats and says the american weapons are useless against him. So stan and kyle quit, but stan runs into wendy and bebe. They wanna play truth or dare w/ stan and kyle (i guess bebe likes kyle). So stan and his dad start to build a clubhouse for truth or dare, and Cartman gets jealous and builds his own clubhouse w/ kenny. Meanwhile, stans mom gets into a fight w/ stans dad, and they get divorced. Stans dad turns free and picks up chicks, earrings, the whole bachelor package. He only has like 5 mins w/ stan a day. And stan has a stepdad who says "stan won't let me in his life" and "why can't you accept me?"... things like that. Cartman and kenny finish their clubhouse before stan and kyle, even though cartmans is messed up and looks crappy. Kenny finds some runaway girls to play truth and dare with, but all the girls wanna do is bitch about their moms and their home. They invite some friends over to cartmans clubhouse for a party, in which kenny dies in a mosh pit. Stan plays truth or dare w/ wendy, but stan didn't get to kiss wendy, but kyle kisses bebe. Instead stan has to shove a stick up his peehole (lol). At the end, stans parents get back together. |
