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XXXMovieTwikachu08/09/02

Here it is. xXx. The Movie. Starring Vin Diesel as Xander Cage and Samuel L. Jackson as Agent Augustus Gibbons. Not to mention the lovely Asia Argentino as Yelena and her sinister boyfriend, Yorgi, played by Marton Csokas. And the cameos are to die for. . Tony Hawk, Eve, Danny Trejo, and Brian Deegan!

This guy Xander is one bad ass mother fucker. He goes all out on eXXX-treme stunts. From driving a car off a bridge to snow boarding down an avalanche. This guy is it.

THIS IS THE NEW JAMES BOND. Note that he is not as suave as our beloved 007, but his witted humor and dazzling stunts will blow your minds. From a pair of X-ray binoculars to a purple 1967 GTO outfitted with a flamethrower and rocket launchers, this guy makes bonds stunts look like childs play. His whole role as this top dawg criminal used by the NSA as a secret agent to get close to the head of a russian gang(Anarchy 99), but at the same time falling for his Czech girlfriend, is brilliant. One of the best actions movies I have seen all year. All I have to say is if you dont like this movie, you need to be SHOT IN THE EYES. This movie is DAMN GOOD. I recommened seeing it more than once. I know I am.

I give it 9 Explosive Vin Diesel scenes out of 10.



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