The Discovery Channel Song
as sung by Ianto Jones

I love Jack Harkness
I love his big blue eyes
I love his pheremones
I love his sexy thighs
I love Jack Harkness
Through all our ups and downs
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I love my stopwatch
And naked hide and seek
I love Jack Harkness
Even when he cheats
I love the jawline
Forever yearned for, yeah
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I really love Jack
I really love that coat
Though he killed Lisa
It's now on him I dote
I love Jack Harkness
He's such a brilliant man
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