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New title and better page, same great person. Keep checking back here to see more.

Here are some of my serious writings

So you've always wanted to know how to sexually gratify your hamster
here's the page for you with in depth answers to all of your burning questions on how to get your hamster off!

This will probably really bore the hell out of you linkmania
but go there anyhow, and do it now, I mean it, put the hamster down and click it asshole.

If you ever feel like leaving me I suggest you check out these pages they are some of the best on the web links
but if you walk out that door don't come back you bastard, you I am the best you will ever have!

A letter from a fuckwit truly touching

Come, satisfy your urges,find out who I amand improved yea

Yup, here it is believe it or not it's my awards and webrings page.

Why should you hate me.

Monica is a whore

Twisted childhood stories

The men in my life.

NEW!!! The newest demonic toy that every child wants for Christmas.

Wow look, something else new! The guide for the new bride Ready to leave? Stop by here to hear my last word. get out

Random Thoughts and Observations

SIGN MY DAMN GUESTBOOK PLEASE! YOU WERE GIVEN THE PLEASURE OF VIEWING MY PAGE NOW SIGN THE FRIGGIN BOOK! JUST TO LET YOU KNOW FOR EVERY HIT I GET HERE WITHOUT AN ENTRY IN MY BOOK I'M GOING TO GO ONE MORE DAY WITH OUT ADDING ANOTHER PART TO THE HAMSTER SAGA, AND AT THIS RATE I'LL BE 90 BEFORE I EVEN GET TO THE GOOD STUFF! IF THE THREAT DOESN'T EFFECT YOU, THEN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!! I'M BEGGING!

You are of sick and twisted souls to visit my page since 11-30-98

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