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INTERVENTION -----
Season 5, Episode 18
Buffy: I feel all hard.
Spike: Ooo. Me too.
Buffy: I'll pretend that I didn't just understand the
thinly-veiled double meaning of that sentance.
Buffy: This is the part where you run off to play with robot me,
right?
Spike: Got it. Hey! You're not supoosed to know about that yet!
Ruin my whole episode, why don't you?
Glory: The Slayer has my key! God, can't someone get me some new
dialogue around here? This stuff's so old that it's getting
moldy.
Giles: Mitsubishi Toyota Honda Jujubies Pepsi!
Buffy: This is the big sacred spell? My questing must
now be deeply shamed.
Buffy: Hey. I know this place.
Camera Guy: Hot whipping sand and strange tribal primitive music
any clue?
Buffy: AH! Another foreshadow from "Restless" comes to
fruition! Thanks, Mitch!
Xander: NOOOOOOO! My mother wanted me to become a doctor! Her
dreams were mine. And now that I have taken a life, she weeps the
tears of a thousand dead Shamens.
Anya: What the---?
Xander: Shhh! I'm trying to find a nice dramatic dialogue way of
impressing the Emmy voters here.
Buffy Bot: Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike....
Xander: Don Jose`. I must kill you to avenge the honor of my
family. Do not resist my mafia wrath!
Spike: Stuff it, Emmy boot-licker.
Willow: Hi. You must be Buffy even if you don't really talk like
her, act like her, or know things that she would know.
Buffy Bot: I love Spike. I've been programmed to do so. We have
much fun in bed with various positions and---
Willow: May have to reevaluate my smartness level for this
season. It's seriously slipping.
Buffy: Hey gang!
Buffy Bot: I love Spike. Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike....
Willow: Whoa. When did you get a twin sister? Yep. Definately
have to talk about this brain thing to Joss. He seems to have
forgotten to give me one this season.
Xander: That thing is a robot, damn you! How can you be so blind?
Have you learned nothing from the tragic death of my Uncle's
Aunt's twin stepsister June?
Buffy: Will you stop with the Emmy thing already?
Willow: A robot. A ROBOT?!
Giles: No, she's not slow, is she folks?
Willow: Working on correcting that with Joss.
Giles: Uh-huh.
Willow: Meh.
Willow: Buffy! Hu, I-it is you this time, right?
Buffy: You couldn't tell me from a robot? Best friend, my foot.
Willow: It's Joss' fault! Why doesn't anyone believe me?! I mean,
I really try and---- Okay, I suck.
Xander: Isn't the world a strange and wonderful place? People
pass through it, taking in nature's nectar and never truly
grasping what it means to---
All: SHUT UP!
(The little Grr-Argh! demon does the funky chicken across the
screen.)
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