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Season 5, Episode 17

Buffy: (perusing coffins) Eeeep! There's a live one in here!
Clerk: WHAT?! That's not possible! It's---
Buffy: Madeja look.

Xander: A whole funeral and still no Emmy guys coming our way with one of those cute little gold guys.
Willow: XANDER! I never knew.
Xander: Huh? What? No! I meant the statue... what did you think I meant?
Willow: N-not telling.

Angel: Hello, Buffy.
Xander: Cameo by Soul Boy Vampire too! What does it take to get a little Emmy respect around here?

Willow: What did you mean by Little Gold Guys?
Xander: Statues. Those statues.
Tara: Oh, cuz she was thinking Chippendales and---
Xander: Shut up.

Willow: Hmmm. Buffy and Angel snuggling in the dark.
Tara: Anything to give those B/A 'shippers something to hang on to---
Willow: Ooo. They're kissing too. Awwww. How sweet.
Tara: --- and, aparently, make the anti-B/A 'shippers squirm and throw things around the room.

Dawn: We could try a-a resurrection spell!
Tara: Well, it would be a good way of foreshadowing season 6 when---
Willow: SPOILERS! S-sorry, but you have to properly warn those who don't want to be spoiled on the Illout Buffy and Angel Spoiler Board.
Tara: Yeah, cuz... spoilers on a spoiler board. Heavens forfend.
Willow: Don't interrupt.

Glory: The key's a person? RADICAL. This will so speed up the rest of the season.

Dawn: Wow.
Spike: Yeah, so the bloke's got a tail. What's wrong with that?
Dawn: Huh? I was referring to fact that he was humming "Peter and the Wolf". It's that part where the little bird is flying through the woods and---
Spike: Strange child.

Dawn: Hey! I loved you in "Cabaret"!
Doc: Shhhh. Staying in character. Might want to try it some time.
Dawn: Nyah.

Dawn: Spike gets pulvarized and I get the demon eggs. Cool system.
Spike: S'cuse me whiwe I pick up mah teeph offa da floowah.

Tara: They come back wrong.
Willow: Is this supposed to foreshadow next season when---
Tara: SPOILER!
Willow: Nofair.
Tara: Nyah-nyah.

Buffy: Welcome back to this edition of "When Zombie Mom Comes Knocking at Your Door".

Xander: Angel guests, we have a funeral... what does it take to get the Emmy?
Giles: Maybe if we were in the mob? Worked in the Emergency room? Belonged to a big lawfirm? Had a higher frequency of profanity?
Xander: Oh sh----
Giles: Don't you start. This show is strictly 70/30 family entertainment.
Xander: Since when?
Joss: Since I said so.
Giles: The voice of God doth speak.

Buffy: Xander, get over it. Joss is way past needing an Emmy to feel accepted.
Joss: (sobbing behind the camera) It's just not fair, I tell you! W-what if... I kill Buffy? Will that work? That get me the Emmy?
Dawn: Yeah, except that then we would have a show called Blank the Vampire Slayer.

(The little Grr-Argh! demon hopscotches across the screen.)

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