The Monty Python & The Holy Grail Unofficial Fan Site

'Allo, all you daffy English Kn-niggits! Welcome to the Monty Python and The Holy Grail Unofficial Fan Site! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

We apologise for the fault in the introduction. Those responsible have been sacked.

Listen, dead links and just plain scripts are no basis for a fan site devoted to this zany movie. That's why we've got not only the script, but pictures, fanfics and a message board. And how did we get that, eh? By exploiting the web-surfers! By hanging on to imperialistic -- help, help, I'm being repressed!

Again we apologise for the fault in the introduction. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked. The introduction has been completed in an entirely different style by the webmaster at great expense and at the last minute:

Hello, fellow Holy Grail fanatics, and welcome to the only unofficial Monty Python & the Holy Grail Fan Site. It's still undergoing partial construction, but the (still unfinished) script, tons of pictures, a fanfic page, and a message board are just some of the things you can find here. So take a look around, and don't forget your coconut halves!

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