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Which Monty Python And The Holy Grail Character Are You?

Which Grail character are you?

    Okay, you love the movie. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come to this site. I felt this site was lacking something, the all-important quiz, and hey, who among us hasn't watched Holy Grail whilst wondering which character we're most like? Okay, admittedly, many people. But for those of you who have, here's a fun little quiz. Enjoy!

1.) Choose a statement that best describes your state of mind.
It's only a model.
You're a looney.
No, this can't be! I am sworn to chastity!
We are just not used to handsome knights!
I don't know that!
Now we see the violence inherent in the system.
I shall take them singlehanded.
And that is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.
I'll bite your legs off!

2.) What is your favorite color?:
Blue!
Color? I dunno. Where am I?
Blue! No. Yelllllooooowwwwww....
What do you mean? African or European color?
I don't know that!
Virgin white.
Who cares about color? I don't have any appendages!
Shit brown. What an oppressive color...
The color which all scientific theory is based upon.

3.) What is your favorite Python sketch?
Where am I again?
Seduced Milkman
Working Class Playwright
Sam Peckinpah's 'Salad Days'
Pet Conversions
Spot The Looney
Marriage Guidance Counselor
Any sketch, as long as it's safe.
Blood, Devastation, Death and Horror

4.) What is your second favorite Python sketch?
Dead Parrot
World Forum (Communist Quiz)
TV is Bad For Your Eyes
The Fish-Slapping Dance
Scott of the Antarctic
Nudge, Nudge
Homicidal Barber
Did I mention I don't have any appendages?
Cheese Shop

5.) Besides Holy Grail, what is your favorite film?
Privates on Parade
Clockwise
The Odd Job
Jabberwocky (nice, filthy conditions!)
The Missionary
Splitting Heirs
Moon Zero Two
Twelve Monkeys
Erik The Viking

6.) It is a nice day and you are taking a walk. Suddenly, an eccentric-looking man runs up to you, calls you all sorts of names, sticks his tongue out at you, and kicks you in the shins before he runs away, laughing. What do you do?
Shout out to him that you deserve much better and you'll take him by force if he doesn't apologize.
Watch him run away and try to analyze whether he has an imbalance of bodily humors.
Stare at him and grimace.
Stare at him in confusion and mutter, "what a strange person."
Call him names and threaten to bite his legs off while trying to attend to your sore shins.
Soil your underwear and run home crying.
Even though he is out of earshot, lecture him about his poor treatment of the working class.
Charge after him, catch up to him and start beating him senseless.
Cry out in frustration; even though he was an odd one, he was quite cute!

7.) What is your favorite TV series?
Monty Python's Flying Circus, I guess.
Nearly Departed
TV? Hah, imperialist dogma if I ever heard of it!
TV? Huh? Who watches TV?
Doctor In The House
Ripping Yarns
Any of those informative history documentaries.
Fawlty Towers
Can't you see I HAVE NO BLOODY APPENDAGES???

8.) What is the dumbest thing you've ever done?
Let some bigshot try to exploit and repress me.
Let a bunch of idiots get away with taunting me and throwing things at me.
Come up with a plan, and discover it was useless only when it was too late.
Honestly admitted I didn't know something and it cost me plenty.
Seeing as how I don't really do much anyway, there's no point to answering this question.
Let a handsome young man get away when he could have been mine.
Let some stranger hack me to bits...literally.
Didn't wear my hood up when it was raining, thus getting my hair all wet.
Let my idiom overtake my sensibilities.

9.) What is your favorite hairstyle?
Fairly long and wavy, a bit touseled, with bangs framing the eyes.
Hair that looks like I got a wad of chewing gum stuck in it and I had to have it cut out (thankfully I can hide it with this hood).
Not a real issue, but it must be dirty blonde...oh, and facial hair is rather nice.
Long, golden blonde.
Hair? Oh, I've worn this thing on my head so much I didn't even realize I had hair. What an embarrassment...
Fairly long, reddish hair with a matching mustache.
Black and wavy, with a walrus mustache.
Rust-colored, messy with lots of dirt in it.
I mean, I'm just a torso!

10.) What is your favorite song?
"She Blinded Me With Science" by Thomas Dolby
"I've Got Two Legs" sung by Terry Gilliam
"Pillow Talk" by Sylvia
"Run Away" by Real McCoy
"You Really Got Me" by The Kinks
"Look For The Union Label"
"Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor
"Keeper of the Castle" by the Four Tops
"I Won't Run Away" by Alvin Stardust

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