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(L to R: Grant, Gary, Rob & Al)

"WHERE'S GRANT?" is....

    Gary.... Lungs & Throat!!!
    Grant.... Captain CRUNCH!!!
    Robbie... Big Bottom!!!
    Al.... Bang & BOOM!!!





Gary"Green Machine"Green-Lead Vocals Our fearless singer, Gary is both Master of the House and his Domain. Gary works for the public works dept. managing our local water supply(Sccccary!) Gary hobbie's include making home improvements, relaxing in his jaccuzzi, and making adjustments to his red 93 Nissan pickup w/ over $20,000 worth of customizations to lower it to the floor(which by the way IS the baddest ride on the planet. Gary setlist contributions include Sublime, Men At Work, and loves anything and everything to do with punk. His newest toy is a Samsom UHF wireless microphone and reciever allowing him to reach out and touch the crowd. ("Hey Gary!!!... the band's back here!)
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Grant"I left an hour ago!"Kikkert-Guitar & Vocals
Aquarius, Loves gourmet cooking, hiking, & Oprah's Book of the Month Club. Hates Smash Mouth, collection bills & barowners who re-neg . Hopes to marry Jenna Jameson ...."I'm very supportive of her career".
Grant plays lead guitar... which in 90's rock terms: it's all of three notes. He would like nothing more than to grow his hair out again and do Winger and Whitesnake covers. But! we won't let him... so he usually chooses some 80's tune like Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl" or will go along with something heavy as long as he doesn't have to tune down to "B". He endorses any equipment used or free and has been known to show up at Phillip The Meatbox shows just to steal guitar picks from Mark Lowe.
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Rob "Backseat Bobbi Boucshee" Tito- Bass & Vocals


Rockin Rob is the band's bass player & heartbreaker. The strong, silent, smiling type... and the girlies love it! Damn you Bobbi Boucshee!!! Bobby has amassed quite a collection of basses (Ernie Ball) and plays Hartke equipment. He endorses the lowest gauge bass strings that won't break. Robbies musical selections of WG include anything and everything dealing with Godsmack, Rage Against The Machine, & Limp Bizkit. For the record: Bobbi's still not saying a word! Laaaaater!
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"Crazy" Al Affuso-Drums, Percussion & Vocals

Our newest member, Al has been playing drums since 1989. He's soooo damn good that he's currently has endorsements with Darwin Drums, Sabian cymbals, Cappella Sticks, Aquarian heads and Remo Heads... but we still catch him under the stage looking for leftover sticks. Al's a wildman who endorses the extreme use of snowmobiles as human projectile death machines, enjoys riding his new Yamaha FZ-1 rocket-ship within the sound barrier, and has been known to spontaneously jump out from behind his kit and mix it up with the crowd...(usually climbing out of the pit with a bruise or two). He has many influences, especially Chad Smith (RHCP), Morgan Rose (Sevendust), Brad Wilk (RATM), and of course the legendary John Bonham!! Al also plays Pearl MLX kit when its not covered in beer from a Wheres Grant show. Given the chance he'd thoroughly enjoy destroying the f**ker if it didn't cost so much to replace! Oh well..theres always Grant's cheap guitar collection. Drum roll please....check out Al's 20 Questions and other intimate details of his life here.
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