Quotes

• "What made you think your friend was going to commit suicide?" "Well, the "insert knife here" label along the dotted lines across each wrist was a big clue..."
• "...And so I was forced to say the F word to him" "What, fezzes?"


• Boredom causes insanity.
• Take a look at the dollar bill. does the Prez. have any pants on? I didn't think so.
• Yesterday, I was enjoying the company of a higher class of people. Namely, me.
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  The Truth is a necessary evil that we all must deal with from time to time. However, far be it from us to obscure the truth in any way. That's the government's job.
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  You'd better listen to me... or you'll wake up dead.
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  Read... if you can.
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  Can you see this picture? Of the Bvarian Hamster-Lemurs? No? That's okay. Only smart people can see it.
• DUDE!!! THAT'S BEAST!!!
• Visualize world peace.
  Visualize whirled peas.
• Yesterday, I got lost in thought. It's unfamiliar territory.
• I'm as jober as a sudge!

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