Here are some quotes. Use one a day!
- "What made you think your friend was going to commit suicide?"
"Well, the "insert knife here" label along the dotted lines across each wrist was a big clue..."
- "...And so I was forced to say the F word to him"
- Boredom causes insanity.
- Take a look at the dollar bill. does the Prez. have any pants on? I didn't think so.
- Yesterday, I was enjoying the company of a higher class of people. Namely, me.
The Truth is a necessary evil that we all must deal with from time to time. However, far be it from us to obscure the truth in any way. That's the government's job.
You'd better listen to me... or you'll wake up dead.
Read... if you can.
Can you see this picture? Of the Bvarian Hamster-Lemurs? No? That's okay. Only smart people can see it.
- DUDE!!! THAT'S BEAST!!!
- Visualize world peace.
Visualize whirled peas.
- Yesterday, I got lost in thought. It's unfamiliar territory.
- I'm as jober as a sudge!
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