After careful consideration and examination of the
linguistic abilities possessed by to the former patrons of The New Brad Redden
Project, The New New Brad Redden Project has provided this link
(www.m-w.com), in hope of promoting greater understanding of the New New
Brad Redden Project, literacy in General, Peace, Prosperity and Good Will
Among Man. For those of you who did not understand the above sentence and
have yet to follow said hyperlink a summary in small words could sound
somewhat as thus: We here at the New New Brad Redden Project are arrogant
Prats and believe you to be mentally handicapped. If this is still not clearer
than low opacity plastic light transmission cable please grab your tin cup,
gouge your own eyes out with a pointed ferric implement, hope for tetanus and
begin begging for money on the street because your low brain capacity has
likely caused excessive bowel leakage due to the presence of tri-syllabic
words and you are of no use to the human race collectively or as individuals
for that matter.
The New Brad Redden Project has been usurped by the New New
Brad Redden Project. This has happened because the New Brad Redden Project has
had numerous charges brought against it including but not limited to;
illiteracy, disgracing the name Brad, fascism, blatant illiteracy, wanton
illiteracy, Fenian sympathies, crimes against humanity, small penis syndrome
(represented by the incessant abuse of an ex-girlfriend, 1 year past),
stupidity, bigotry, disgracing the name Redden, illiteracy, more stupidity, poor
use of Photoshop, hate crimes, war crimes poor use of a computer, poor use of
electricity, poor use of oxygen, spreading stupidity, illiteracy, illiteracy,
more illiteracy, some stupidity, being form Martock, puerile and trite comments
such as but not limited to mblock (an incredibly weak password), an incredibly
small penis (documented lower on the page), illiteracy, communism, celibacy,
hairy palms, lacking a personality, stupidity, disgracing the name Brad Redden,
misusing nearly every word on the Brad Redden Project and of course ileteracey
and stoopitity
Comments on the Old New Brad Redden Project
Trite
--Someone much smarter then the former author
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--A mute
You bastard I am less intelligent for having viewed
that see now my punctuation has gone to hell
--A now failing student
Death
--Death
BRAD REDDEN IS MY IDOL
--Dave "slightly brighter then a mitochondria" Christopherson
The
New New Brad Redden Project
My site is NOTHING compared to The New New Brad Redden
Project.
--Jerry "Woodward's Boyfriend" Hussey
Anytime someones password can be guessed in 8 tries, they
deserve this.
--Anonomous hacker
WOW...
Blockbuster perfection. An exhilaratingly brainy thriller.
Not since the advent of Harry Potter has an author so flagrantly delighted in
leading readers on a breathless chase and coaxing them through hoops.
--Janet Maslin
THE NEW YORK TIMES
A new master of smart thrills.
A pulse-quickening, brain-teasing adventure.
--PEOPLE MAGAZINE
This is pure genius.
Dan Brown has to be one of the best, smartest,
and most accomplished writers in the country.
--NELSON DEMILLE
Thriller writing doesn't get any better than this.
--DENVER POST
This masterpiece should be mandatory reading.
Brown solidifies his reputation as one of the most skilled thriller writers on
the planet with his best book yet, a compelling blend of history and
page-turning suspense. Highly recommended.
--LIBRARY JOURNAL
Exceedingly clever.
Both fascinating and fun...a considerable achievement.
--WASHINGTON POST
A heart-racing thriller.
This story has so many twists -- all satisfying, most unexpected -- that it
would be a sin to reveal too much of the plot in advance. Let's just say that
if this novel doesn't get your pulse racing, you need to check your meds.
--SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE
A thundering, tantalizing, extremely smart fun ride.
Brown doesn't slow down his tremendously powerful narrative engine despite
transmitting several doctorates' worth of fascinating history and learned
speculation, "The Da Vinci Code" is brain candy of the highest quality --
which is a reviewer's code meaning, ''Put this on top of your pile.''
-- CHICAGO TRIBUNE
One hell of a read.
A gripping mix of murder and myth.
--NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
An international chase...a quest...codes within codes.
Brown's novel is a pager-turner... and you'll never view "The Last Supper" the
same way again. Favorable review.
