1-"There's nothing better than big fat sweaty men in spandex!" - Me, talking about wrestling.
2-"We're not some big corpse-less hearteration..." - Me, getting my words screwed up as usual...
3-"My mom is angry. That was a very expensive orange." - Me
4-"We're just a bunch of drunken houliganious knuckle draggers!" - Me
5-"Of course, it would be nice to know that the Captain was... a captain... even though his name is... the Captain..." - Me, making a fool of myself during my English presentation
6-"It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all and where is my napkin?" - Me
7-"Well, I might as well rip my brain out and sell it for Playdough, because I won't be needing IT anymore!" - Me
8-"I learned to swim really fast, and then I hit a wall." - Me