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1-"Can I have your kidneys Ryan?" - Alicia
2-"People from Rome are Romans, right? What are people from Greece called? Greecers?" - Sarah H.
3-"Well, I could have the beef soup... wait... ew... It has mushrooms in it. I'll just have the mushroom soup." - Sarah H.
4-"I.B. therefore I B.S." - unknown
5-"Just a couple drops on your tongue will give you real dudattude." - The label on some Sour Cherry Drops
6-"My belly-button's dirty..." - Kaleigh
7-"My belly-button's not dirty 'cause I don't wash..." - Kaleigh
8-"Mah fouwweela' eis bedda' dan yoh fouwweela'! Idt heis siex weeeles!" - Sarah
9-"Does that carrot have the mumps?" - Dominique the Amazing
10-"Oh, who gives a sh!t? Life is short, so sit back, breathe, relax and enjoy!" - Dominique the Amazing
11-"Exams are a breed of beast best served beaten to death with a board." - Kalyn
12-"I was not under the alffluence of incohol!" - Dominique the Amazing
13-"Shlong, shlong, shlong!" - Vicky
14-"Mmm... Leberkase..." - Vicky - Translation - "Mmm... high quality spam..."
15-"Avez-vous des cornichons et un cuillière?" - Vicky - Translation -"Do you have pickles and a spoon?"
16-"Il mio amico ha stitichessa, vermi e una malattia venerea." - Vicky - Translation -"My male friend has constipation, worms and a venereal disease."
17-"Je suis lesbienne. Sono lesbica. Ich bin lesbisch." - Vicky - Translation - "I am a lesbian." (Not Really, she just found it in her little translation book.)
18-"I hate wood; I want to burn it." - Stefan
19-"I'm mentally anerexic." - Aaron
20-"He's gonna be a lot less comfortable once I kick him in the balls!" - Kaleigh
21-"Her nose is so big, it could be used as a penis." - Some girl walking by me in the hallway
22-"Huh-huh-huh-huh... fag..." - Some guy talking to himself while walking buy the door of a classroom, when there's no one else even in the hallway...
23-"Funny... purpose... stop... when... want..." - Sarah, laughing incomprehensibly at Shrew
24-"Well, at least I don't look like a man!" - Jayme
25-"Hey! I'm not a fella!" - Jayme
26-"Steven, if you were a guy, would you like this picture?" - Amanda
27-"[Alicia] is the devil like Steven's the Virgin Mary." - Vicky
28-"The only good French music doesn't have words." - Vicky
29-"The rotary is a strange and magical place." - Dad
30-"I want some asse candy!" - Jessica
31-"What's Shakespeare's last name?" - Jessica
32-"I'm going to name my dog Cerberus. ... Oh Crap! My dog already has a name!" - Sarah
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