BLUR PARODY SONGS
This is just gonna be a section for parodies I'll do of Blur songs. As on my other page, if any of you feel the need to send me any parodies of Blur songs that YOU'VE done, go ahead.
Song 4 1/2
To the tune of "Song 2"
My girlfriend left me
For my best friend
She took the dog
But I got the pickup
Yes
Yee-hah!!
When I feel country western
Yee-hah!!
I milk the cows and feed chickens
Yee-hah!!
Well I get up at 4:30
All of the time
But I still have time to go line-dancing
'Cause I'm a redneck!
I got my fence built
And I got the crops picked
I sold a few sheep
Garth Brooks is so deep
Yee-hah!!
When I feel like some George Strait
Yee-hah!!
And an ice-cold Miller Lite
Yee-hah!!
Well I go down the Boot Scooters
All of the time
But I'll never give up my handgun
'Cause I'm Republican!
Big Red Barn
To the tune of "Country House"
So the parody begins
Small-town dweller, hayseed feller
Thought to himself, Um...I've got nowhere to live
And I'm caught in a snowstorm, what a pity
He's a professional farmer
An Alan Jackson-type charmer
And he's paying the price of never paying his rent
Now he's looking for someplace to hang his hat
Poor Farmer Jim, he's awful slim
Now he lives in a barn, a big red barn on a farm
Watching cows and sheep
Eat hay and sleep on a farm
He's gotta lot of space
In his hay-storing place on a farm
It's like an animal farm, 'cause...it IS an animal farm
On a farm
He's got cotton and hay, and a horse that neighs
Everything's going his own way
In touch with his agricultural side
His garden he's rakin', knocks back eggs and bacon
It's a perfect start for your day
Shoots your cholesterol level up into space
Oh, it's the centuries guarantee
For a heart attack
But it's a great snack
When you live in a barn, a big red barn, on a farm
You get to pick tomatoes and peel potatoes
On a farm
He doesn't sleep, read, bathe
It's a little depraved on a farm
Just an animal farm inside a big red barn
On a farm
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