DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.

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GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE....WHO CARES?

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I DON'T BELIEVE IN MIRACLES . . . I RELY ON THEM

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NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES

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I HATE EVERYBODY, AND YOU'RE NEXT

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PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU

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AND YOUR POINT IS...........?

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I USED TO BE SCHIZOPHRENIC, BUT WE'RE OK NOW

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I'M BUSY. YOU'RE UGLY. HAVE A NICE DAY

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WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

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REMEMBER MY NAME...YOU'LL BE SCREAMING IT LATER

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YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME

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DON'T WORRY. IT'LL ONLY SEEM KINKY THE FIRST TIME.......

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OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY.... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME

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WHY DO PEOPLE WITH CLOSED MINDS ALWAYS OPEN THEIR MOUTHS?

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I'M MULTI-TALENTED: I CAN TALK AND PISS YOU OFF AT THE SAME TIME

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YOU, ME, WHIPPED CREAM, HANDCUFFS. ANY QUESTIONS?

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YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP

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ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE

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I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE

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HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

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SORRY I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT.

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IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY

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NOBODY KNOWS I'M NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR