As I said, my new apartment does not allow Kevins, as they tend to be quite messy and noisy. However I love my Kevin very much, and would not like to see him out on the streets. You can have my Kevin for free if you are able to prove that you are a responsible Kevin owner. Although the Kevin is free, the supplies required for feeding, grooming, bedding, and washing this Kevin cost me a lt of money, and therefore I must charge you $100 for these items if you will need them. Included in the $100 supply list is:
Hair Care Products
And his favorite stuffed animal, Boopy.
If you are interested in my Kevin, please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.