Story 2: Wandering

The two fools, Kenny and Erik, were walking along like hillbillies. Now where lost, thanks to Kenny.

  "Hey you fool! How come were lost?" I asked Kenny.

 " Why are you asking me! You burned me, along with the map!!" mean ol' Kenny yelled at me. He was cynical, and worse than me. It was his fault. He didn't bow down to me when I asked.

"Man, dudes, I'm starving!," whined Erik, the big baby. Kenny said he thought he saw some berries, so he went ahead while we stayed behind

After about ten minutes, Kenny didn't come back. Probably is keeps walking into a tree, over and over again.

" Man, where's Kenny? Lets go look-"

" I WILL" I Shouted. Sheesh. HE wanted to deprive ME of eating all the berries, if any. I ran, Bumping Jolteon into Vaporeon.

I saw Kenny scarfing a sandwich. A girl was next to him, giving him more food.

"I was wandering alone. I hadn't eaten in ten days. A mean pokemon destroyed my map. Ooooooo my stomach." Kenny lied. He had sucked in his stomach to look more thin.

 I hid in a bush to listen more.

I bumped into some real dorks. Team rocket. Right into Bart's rear end. Stinky!

"Did you put your hand on my butt, Belle?" blushed Bart

" NO YOU WEIRDO I DID NOT GO AWAY YOU FREAK I WANT TO KILL YOU YOU FREAK OF EVERY THING YOU HAVE PROBLEMS AND IS MESSED UP YOU NEED TO LIVE IN A MENTAL HOME I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO BE WITH YOU OF ALL 6 BILLION PEOPLE ON EARTH DOCTOR KEVORKIAN WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?????????" Cried Belle. She started pounding on Bart and He was obviosly in pain. The whines and groans of agony, of pain and suffering! I liked that sound!"

"Well look who it is," said Erik. I must not have seen him catch up.

"Darn it Bart! You were supposed to think of a motto!" Cried Belle

"You dork!" shouted Abra.

"Now's the time for fun!!!" I said. I let a real neat burst of flames from my mouth, which simply carried Two dorks and a disturbed Abra into the sky.

"They get weirder every day," said Kenny

" Who are you? And why are you feeding Kenny?" Asked Erik .

"I'm Sandra. He's Starving so I let him eat." She replied

"Well, He's not starving, He is traveling with me, and his pokemon burnt his map up." said Erik

" YOU GLUTTON!" She shouted at Glutton Kenny.

" Sheesh I was starving though."

" Oh what the Heck we'll be at Cerulean city soon. I can get some MORE FOOD THERE. Im a little Ma-"

"Oh cool!" shouted Erik

'What about my problems?" said Sandra

"No. there's a Mr. Mime over there!"

" Pokédex time!" shouted Kenny.

" Mr. Mime. A psychic pokemon able to created nearly invisible barriers. They are often in circuses because of their lifelike Miming skills. Hence, the name." said the creepy Pokédex voice.

" Lets see if I can weaken it," said Erik

"Jolteon! Skull Bash!

"Wait no!" shouted Sandra.

Right when thepowerful thunder pokemon was going to hit the mime, He hit an invisible wall, shattering it. Jolteon was dazed!

"Let me try!" said the sickly girl.

" Hitmonchan! Fire Punch!!!!"

He hit the Nearly invisible wall. It was visible because it was very hot and red!

" Mega Punch!"

Mr. Mimed Kinda made the wall just strong enough not to shatter!

" Wait I know!" Mr Genius Me said.

I let a star like blast of fire right at Mr. Mime. The wall was glowing red and Melting Quickly!

"okay, great, Flareon! now do Fire Spin!"

The Fire stopped him from attacking. Kenny threw a pokeball

Their was a moment of silence as it sailed through the air.......and the ball hit the ground.

" You weakling you can't throw!" I said.

" DARN IT" He screamed

" Let me try!" said stupid Sandra.

The ball Hit the Mime with full force, and missed .

" Haha," Erik mocked Sandra.

Kenny threw another ball and hit it. He ran and picked the ball up. The Mr. Mime was about to escape! Kenny covered the ball with his hands, and it blew up. The Mime was seen running away.

" That. Was. Weird." said Erik fatso.

"Listen up Flareon, i'm sick and tired of you being such a jerk cut the fat jokes right now or we'll find out whos stronger when it comes to a real battle."

"ok jeez you dont need to get so excited it was just a friendly joke."

Erik is such a fat jerk

"Well what a waste of a pokeball," said Sandra.