Why doesn't Santa have any children?
Because he only comes once a year, 
and when he does, it's down the 
chimney.

There once was a man from Kent, 
whose cock was so long it bent, 
to save himself trouble, 
he put it in double, 
and instead of cumming he went.

What did the blonde say when she 
opened the box of Cheerios? 
Doughnut seeds!