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I think it's time for a formal introduction. This is my site. I made it using the little HTML that I know. If you want to know about my name, go to the about me section. Plans for the future: jokes and more jokes, more *correct* numbers in pi, links, info, and more crazy crap on the wall.
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6/01/08 5:38PM
Remember that math thing I said a couple of months back? Yeah, I think it's gonna be too much work. I'd rather just write them down on paper and put them in a binder. However, this site just might be useful after all. I just finished writing a program to Problem A. It took me a while, but I got it. Anyway, I might stick my programs in here. We'll see.
3/31/08 1:38AM
<.< New update...6 years later.... April Fools Tomorrow. Here's what's happened, short and sweet: new major, new job...that's it. The only reason I haven't updated sooner was because I lost the password. Now, I have it, and I may or may not continue updating. Hell, I might just put a new Math section to post stuff I learn in my math classes. Anyway, just so you know, I edited the About Me section cause it had waaaay too much personal information about me. More like deleted a lot of stuff than edited. Maybe I'll do something this summer....lulz. That is all.
5/01/02 3:24PM
I have returned only to update pi because i got a program that can calculate it to like 500000 places. I just made another program that got rid of all the spaces. Anyway, more numbers to come in the future. Maybe I'll do something this summer :/
1/26/02 10:36PM
Well, nothing ever came and now, I just don't feel like updating anything anymore. It was fun and all, but I just got tired of this. I wasted $70 on this for two years. It didn't even last 6 months. Well, whatever. This will be the last update. I don't remember what the last thing I worked on was, but it had something to do with jokes or something. I don't know. I'll continue this only if someone pays me, but that is very unlikely. Well, it was fun, but now, it is time for me to say goodbye. Goodbye, and may God bless ya'll mother fuckers' souls.
1/06/02 8:01PM
Well, those updates never came. The laziness did though. I went home and never made any updates. Oh well. I'll see what I can do this year.
11/30/01 1:35PM
Hopefully, today will be filled with fun updates since I got no more classes today. I said hopefully. That doesn't mean that it will cause I might get lazy and might not do them. Well, here goes nothing.
11/30/01 12:29AM
Wow! It's been more than a month since I made any major updates. Well, right now this site is underconstruction. Navigation through the jokes should become better after I finish i.e., animal, blonde, death, et al. jokes. Hopefully, this will be better. I heard that the amount of pi they have figured out now will take about 50 something GIGAbytes :( That's more than I have. Well, no matter. I'll just get more room somewhere. I decided not to keep that in one page. As soon as it's apparent that the pi page loads way too long, I'll seperate it. Guess that's all I have for now.
11/27/01 12:04PM
I said I might update today. Well, I got a final on Thursday and I don't think I'm going to do good on it so I better study. I'll probably update Thursday then.
11/27/01 2:05AM
As many of you can tell, I never did those updates that I said I was going to do. I'll see if I can do anything tomorrow. I'm lazier than I thought. This sucks. I also need to advertise more. Need to go do that.
11/05/01 8:58PM
Alright, that's enough. I'll definitely do something this weekend cause I'm not going home. That is all.
11/05/01 3:05PM
Oops. I guess I forgot to do those updates. Oh, well. Let's see. Turkey Day, uh, Christmas. I guess those are the big update days. I'll see if I can do it tomorrow or Thursday. Hmm. Seeing as how I'm not going to French or Calculus, I'll just update right now.
11/01/01 12:16AM
It is becoming more and more apparent that I can't update this thing daily like I want to. So, I'll see if I can do it at least weekly. I think I can handle that. Since I'm starting to get sleepy, I'll update tomorrow. I got a whole lot of jokes, and I still need to update pie. Damn it!
10/29/01 1:30PM
O...k. For me, the pages are starting to get longer to load, so when I have time, I'll see if I can seperate the jokes into their own little catagory. I can't right now because I have homework and other stuff to do.
10/25/01 3:14PM
I added Random Thoughts to the already wonderful stuff up there.
10/23/01 11:58PM
According to my calculations, the updates that have been done are: 7 long jokes and 11 regular jokes. They're funny, but I think they're beginning to be a pain to read them, I'll see if I can seperate these jokes into they're own sections.
10/23/01 9:44PM
Woohoo. It's back online. Well, now it's time for some major updating.
10/17/01 3:02AM
Well, it's been a long time since I updated it, so you'll be happy to know that now there is a new joke. And also, since my rhetoric class is no more for this semester, I should have more time to update.
10/14/01 6:38PM
Guess what? Type invalidchars in the google search thingie and you get http://www.invalidchars.com. :) woohoo.
10/13/01 2:19PM
I put some jokes, I don't remember how many. Just read them: If you find something that you haven't read before, then it's probably new.
10/13/01 1:56PM
Instead of putting every single joke that I did, I'll just put them all at once and make one big announcement, it's easier that way.
10/13/01 1:53PM
A new joke in the regular section.
10/13/01 1:44PM
I'll see how much updating I can do before I get bored and go play Street Fighter.
10/12/01 2:35AM
Well, right now it's Friday, but I'll count it as Thursday since I still have to go to sleep because I'm sort of sleepy and I got class tomorrow. Anyway, here is an update, a big one, too: A new section has been added. I call it the Best Jokes section. I don't know why because these jokes are the worst jokes you will ever hear. Guess that's why I named it that. Anyway, it's there for your enjoyment. And, apperently, I have been making some spelling mistakes on my site that I am not aware of. Example: lazyness is supposed to be laziness, I think. Well, just tell me and I'll point it out. Guess that's it
10/09/01 12:47AM
Well, here's an update: I put that Priceless Wisdom thing up there. They're funny. Should be the last update til maybe next weekend, maybe Thursday.
10/08/01 4:19AM
Uh, I'm starting (or have been) to get lazier (or more lazy if that's correct), and I still have lots of jokes to put in and put the best jokes section, but my lazyness is stoping me. Also, I can't do it this week, cause I knew I wasn't going to be able to this weekend cause of stuff and I have homework that should've been done on the weekend, but meh. Anyway, uh, read the jokes again, they're funny, no matter how many times you read them.
10/05/01 2:42AM
Apparently, this update down here from three days ago had the year '02 on it. I fixed it. Didn't I say a week ago that I would see how I would waste last weekend not updating the site? Well, I'll see if I can do it again this time. I'll see if I can add a joke right now. I got a class in about 9 hours, so that should be enough sleep after I finish this.
10/02/01 6:24PM
A long joke has been added in the long jokes section.
10/01/01 11:00AM
Hmmm. Another time with only 1's and 0's. Anyway, I put August's updates in the old updates section. I don't think it deserved its own thing on the left because its not that important. You can scroll down if you're interested.
10/01/01 10:47AM
I put where I went to middle school in the about me section. I guess I forgot to put it in there.
10/01/01 10:34AM
Whoa! I just realized something. Look at the time I posted the last update. That is weird. 1's and 0's. Anyway, The new guesbook should be up and running. If not, I'll fix it. Also, the previous guestbook is only being used for veiwing the entries. I hope now that there wont be a limited amount of space that you can time in.
10/01/01 10:01AM
I put that counter up there. It better work.
10/01/01 9:46AM
Well, that thing up there should be gone be gone, but I need to find a better web hoster. Can't trust this one, although, I don't know many that wont put ads. Also, I took off the counter because it wasn't working.
9/28/01 2:44PM
Temporary mistake. I had a Change Title thing on the long jokes and the links section. I forgot to change the title. Just thought I let y'all know.
9/28/01 12:15PM
Well, the weekend is upon us, and I'm sure I'll figure out a way of wasting it, rather than updating the site or doing something fun.
9/28/01 10:27AM
I've been forced to put a links section. Not really, but I decided to put it there just in case I have to use it later.
9/28/01 10:17AM
This is just great. For a long time now that counter has just stopped working. And the website doesn't appear to exist. Well, this is just great. Now I can't tell how many people are coming here. I can't tell whether the number has risen 1 or 2, including the number of times I visit this site. Maybe I should start advertising it again. Oh well.
9/27/01 5:04PM
Due to popular demand, or should I say non-popular demand, I do not have enough RAM to run Jabber and do all this stuff. So I decided to take that out of my IM's list. I don't know anyone who uses it, some say wtf is that? and so forth. I'm still going to have it on my computer, so if you want to talk with that, then tell me and I'll get on it.
9/26/01 3:00PM
Today I would like to introduce to you the new section: Long Jokes. It's a place where I put jokes that may be to long for you to read. So if you have time go there and read them all and stuff.
9/25/01 7:15PM
Dudes! Why didn't yall tell me. That guest book doesnt give you enough space to type. I guess in some small way, it was my fault. I'll get a new one soon. (I'm a procrastinator, so don't worry.)
9/25/01 4:20PM
I made a mistake or something. My jabber ID thing is now invalidchars1@jabber.com. It is no longer invalidchars@jabber.com because I forgot my password for it or something.
9/22/01 2:16AM
I moved some jokes to another section that is not available right now. I put a couple of more jokes though. I'll make the new section tomorrow.
9/22/01 2:38PM
I would like every one to notice the mistake I made on 9/09/01 at around 2:40 I typed in dumn. I should have typed dumb. I would like to Lindsey who pointed out that mistake.
9/22/01 2:20PM
OK. I will spend all of today updating this thing. I'll see how much work I can do today. I'll see if I can get that ad up there out.
9/19/01 10:31AM
I'm still here. It's just that I've been having to study a lot more than I thought I was going to have to. This weekend might be filled with lots of updates, so be ready for it.