I wonder what the boys would do if they were abducted by aliens... ~ luvmyhowiebunny@yahoo.com

Let's split them up one by one first, shall we?
- AJ would probably offer to teach them all the skills he's got.
- No, scratch that, AJ would hit on one of the female aliens.
- Whoosh, Brian immediatly snaps out his Bible.
- Brian holds out the Holy cross to them to show em that they are peaceful, he figures if that doesn't work he'll show them his basketball.
- Howie would hide in his hair.
- Howie would speak, and the aliens would understand him, and stuff like that.
- Howie would get into that spaceship and greet his families with a big smile and lots of hugs!
- Kevin would start to lecture the aliens and why they shouldn't abduct people and try to talk in a civil way. The aliens would either throw them out of the spaceship due to boredom, or bitch slap him.
- Kevin would sacrifice Nick in exchange to let the rest of them go. AJ would try to sacrifice a duck, but no way Howie would let him.
- Nick would just get himself killed the moment he opened his mouth.
- Nick would be sooo phsyced that their abduction, and the spaceship theyre in is just like that video game he has! And the Aliens look just like the aliens in "Aliens"!! He'd probably ask for their autographs.
- The boys would probably sing for them and offer to write a song about them so they would let them down.
- The boys would feel right at home.
- The aliens are probably just big Backstreet Boys fans with big advantages...damn them, why cant we abduct the BSB?

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