Equipment:
Why...
That's what we asked ourselves when we saw it. (Though we think that a white sequined suit and a quiff would just drive the message home)
Location:
Near Wrexham ("Blows the f*****s to bits, Miss"), North Wales
What happened...
Look at that little round burger munching fizzer...
Oops, he appears to have got in the way of an air rifle pellet
And now...
He's gone
Thank whatever supreme deity (who happens to be on duty today) for that!