Here at Destroy-A-Toy-Land we give you, the punter, the opportunity to vent your spleen and any other ventable organ on the little fluffy things that always seem to come with purchases. (Examples of this: Digimon® with Happy Meals®, the dumb ass plastic things that you get in cereal and all that jazz).
In other words, without having to get teargassed and have the sh*t beaten out of you with police batons, you get to protest against nasty ol' consumerism from the comfort of your own home.
PLEASE NOTE:
WE WOULD LIKE YOU, OH BELOVED AUDIENCE, TO STAY IN ONE PIECE!!! OF COURSE WE WANT YOU TO DESTROY TOYS AND THINGS IN THE MOST IMAGINATIVE WAYS POSSIBLE, HOWEVER DO NOT BLOW YOUR OWN HEADS OFF, SET YOURSELF ON FIRE OR OTHERWISE CAUSE YOURSELF AND OTHERS DAMAGE.
OR TO PUT IT ANOTHER WAY....
WE'RE ALL NUTTERSWHO ARE GOING TO END UP ON THE DARWIN AWARDS, OR RESIDING IN NICE RUBBER ROOMS FOR THE REST OF OUR NATURAL. DON'T COPY US, HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT.
Naturally, we do extend the right to destroy toys that are presents from:
All of which can be sent to us here
Entries which please us sufficiently to be used on the site may receive a Team Destroy-a-toy-land t-shirt for a small fee.*
*(to be confirmed)
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and remains the intellectual and artistic property thereof.
(Besides you've seen what we do to toys!)
Updated 17th August 2002