Because we're a resourceful bunch....
And because the only other alternatives were running it over in the car..
(The place was hoaching with elderly tourists)
And dropping it in the river and waiting for it to erode wasn't going to happen in the time scale we had available...we decided that FIRE was a "good idea"...
DO ATTEMPT THIS UNLESS YOU ARE:
THERE, I THINK THAT COVERS EVERYTHING. OH YES, AND YOU CAN'T SUE US BECAUSE WE'RE TOTALLY SKINT.
And so it was.
" I love the smell of burning furby in the morning"