This may have a ring of familiarity but...
Near Wrexham ("Blows the f*****s to bits, Miss"), North Wales
There were two buttons on it. It said "Wanna play, Tommy?", "Play, Play" and two other things that we couldn't make out, though the two that we could make out were bad enough. Merchandising..
Naturally, we tried shooting it first, just to see what would happen
Quite effective, wouldn'tcha say?
But leaving it there would be boring